4) then i decided to do a song about why
imaginary girlfriends are the best.... you know, for the lulzAnd finally
5) i did a song called "buzzkill" about me deciding to give up all this insane art show bullshit i euphemistically call my rap career and point out what a loser i am for ever believing in my delusions and yeah,
hopefully somebody here enjoys it. The beat is real.nice!So i made 5 tracks today... or well 4.5 and u know what? Nobodys ever gonna notice or actually listen and go "wow this dude says some far out shit, i wonder what he'd sound like in a proper studio surrounded/flanked by actial pros who know how to make real music. If you could harness sini's raw skill and help mould/guide it into sometbing with commercial..... nah, dont go there. Thats the day when theyd discover the asteroid thar is coming towards earth oromising to end life as we know it by crashing unto kansas. You know, the day i'm finally able ro get laid since jan 1 2008 =P
In a way it really sucks to be me while in anothet way its so beautiful that you'll cry wanting to give thanks to the creator who came up with tbis shit, but be cageful with that cuz pll are looking for any excuse to 5150 you if you say too much OBVIOUS FALSEHOOD AND CONJECTURE while going around tryimg to promote your free internet music which, best case scenario, if discoveted couldbspRk a bexroom musician/rapper/artist movement that blows by media gatekeepers and gives a new generation of incel basement dwellers that little soark of hope that they too can rise up out of their basements take to the streets snd feel like they deserve a shot to mack on the hotteat girl/s in town cuz they did some awesome shit in thT basement.
So hey hall.have seen me... could i be the face of the incel uprising? You tell me cuz ive technically/semantically been mgtow/incel basemenr dweller for a loooooonnnggg tike now, and while MANY of you will simply wisecrack that this is where i belomg so plz stY there, if you rhink about it man.... itd be the most beautiful story in thebworkd to tell. 5yrs of forbidden mYbe/love? Action? Solipsism? Neo/Matrix shit? Social commentary on the COVID-19 op?
All rhere. I just gotta make ut and keep everything tied rigether instwad of going waaahhh i want my hot young genius girl now! You know, the one qho might bebthebreal peidoner compared to me cuz other ppl m8ght have noticed her iffbthe charts intelligence and ability b4 i did!
Indeed, my wondwrland is a run.place to hang out in. Too bad i donr gave any relationships with an upstart media company/empire like, say, amazon ro be able ro give thek first crack at the streaming/TV/movie rights to telling thebstoey if my uniaue battle qith mental illness over the years. I mean i'm just a lowly warwhousw woeker at amazon so its not like you can go from AA >> Yard Marshal L3 to AMZN TV/music/video owven tho if my wonderchild imaginary girlfriend ends uo being real then.... oh no #HereGoHellCome!!!!!!11 - Calvin Tran
Thanks for reading. All.my individuL rap.songs available 4 sowbload @ httpCOLONSLASHSLASHsinicalypse.kaen.org/trax for the ra0.musics in mp3 or httpCOLONSLASHSLASHsinicalypse.kaen.org/mixes for the DJ m8xes in mp3 otherwise its HTTPCOL9NSLASHSLASHyoutube.com/user/sinicalypse for the motherlode
Sry to distract all from your othetwide glorious evenimg reeling in bears defeat, but over the weekend i had a mental health episode where i listened to some of thebstuff ive made within the last year and im.like HOLY SHIT ITS REALLY GOOD so my mental illness wants me to try and promote it like it could ever end up.being a proper job/career/etc evwn rho im at AMZL (amzn logistics) and 2yrs in dinally got my 1st real promotion so i could break the $20/hr barrier within a few yrsm.. fingersbcrossed
I do it all for you (the ppl who secrwtly like my shit but stay off my nuts cuz minnesota is truly a friendly place all year round!) So thx 4 that and bebsurebto drop a comment and/or dislike when you wanna tell me im a creepy pedo.loser who.ought tonswek professional help. Dont get me started on thT!
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