Take that Canada!



http://www.cbc.ca/news/trending/canada- ... -1.3620449

Looks like the bald eagle had the better offensive skill set.

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I used to play in a band with this guy who looked just like Sgt. Slaughter:

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ThatGuy doesn't look anything like Sgt. Slaughter.

MAGGOT!

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Good! I hate those damn Canadian geese.

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Canada geese are the pigeons of the rural upper Midwest. They are the greatest shitting machines on God's green earth.

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Rural my ass! They're all over the damn golf courses & lakefront parks by my house. Those fucking rats with wings continually cross South Shore Drive forcing 40-45 mph traffic to stop abruptly.

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As a child, I got too close to a gosling and a mother goose chased me all the way to the back porch of our summer cottage. Stood there at the screen door, pecking away, daring me to get back out there and accept my ass-kicking. Traumatic all around. Fuck geese.

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That picture doesn't really portray it well, but he has the same fucking jaw as Slaughter and the same little cookie duster mustache. If I put him in that hat and glasses you might not be able to tell them apart.

Also, does anyone remember a guy who called himself Sgt. Slaughter who used to come around to bars in the city selling meat and beef jerky and stuff? He wore an army uniform.

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People stop for Geese? Fuck Geese. You walk in front of my car and you better spread your wings and fly out my way because I'm not stopping for some stupid overgrown pigeon.

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i had a similar experience at my Aunt and Uncles cabin on the Tippecanoe River in central Indiana. Them things can be mean.

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Oddly enough I think I do. For some reason I was in some Irish bar on Broadway(late 80's early 90's) and remember this guy coming in and holding court on the end of the bar. Everybody knew him & he was loud as hell talking about being off work, but never really off work.

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I think I remember seeing him when my I was with my dad a few times.

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Riding with a former side piece once, she hit one & boy was it loud. I was shocked there was no damage to her car.

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GO BEARS!!!

No thanks to old Bennie Franklin. That motherfucker wanted a turkey. A turkey!

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They weren't a nuisance til a decade or so ago, our winters are so mild and there is lots of open water so they stopped migrating south..you needed a federal permit to hunt them..not sure if that is still so but the population is way out of control.

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Looks nothing ike sgt. Slaughter.

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I suppose he looks like Sarge to people who don't really know who Sarge looks like.

I mean, they're both white and have two eyes, so, I mean, it's easy to see how one could make such an honest mistake.

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"Shittin' bitches" is what my uncle not-so-affectionately referred to geese as growing up (we are a refined people).

And I can certainly understand your childhood run-in, Curious. I've seen 100+ pound rottweilers cower from geese.

I also once saw a stupid fuck throw a piece of bread out on a fishing pole/hook and catch a goose and try to fly it like a kite. He thought it was funny until the goose flew back and beat the shit out of him.

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A lot of Rottweilers are all show and no go, 30lb coyotes kill geese every night.

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Yup. 30 is an exaggeration, but there's a big difference in domestic vs. wild.

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Big Dave needs to get back on the juice.

30lb is accurate..I watch em all the time..a huge one is 50lbs... Stick to hyenas pal

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I'll defer to your coyote street cred... but I grew up with them all over, too. A lone 30 lb coyote would be real hungry to fuck with a pissed off goose. It might get the job done, but it's risking injury. More likely, there's a few of them.

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