finally someone in the media willing to put in the work to get the story right
https://au.lifestyle.yahoo.com/louise-fischer-journalist-interviews-man-while-having-sex-completely-unnecessary-023706950.html

That's a hard 26.

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filters help a bit. i'd have to imagine she was the prize catch at the event

I'd still be available for interviews...

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Certified Dirty Old Man

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

That was my first thought too when I saw it.

I hope Sting wasn't the interview subject.

Nobody has that kind of time.

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My Maserati does 186.

The thought of it kind of turns me on but there is no way my husband would go to one.

He doesn't need to know.

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Maybe turn on isn't right, more like curious or intriguing. It would probably freak me out.

Man I have sooo many things I want to say, but...

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MomPOV Nick: So, Spaulding, what made you want to do this?

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The Court will accord substantial deference to the government's immigration policies, particularly those that implicate matters of national security.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

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I really think we need to further explore this statement from Spaulding. She was coy about her knowledge of pineapples all these years.

Did I ever detail the time I was at a suburban city council meeting and the item on the agenda before my issue was approving a swinger's club? Good times. Apparently, fried chicken is a popular refreshment at the parties.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

I second that motion...

One of the things I was gonna say earlier, but refrained because I didn't know where this thread was going, was that I know she likes dirty, manly hands (from the home improvement thread). I have those from working on cars...

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Why would you get into refreshments?

I looked up nearby ones after I read that article. Just seemed something...

Chicken is a good source of protein is it not. Need that for those long "sessions."

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You looked up nearby sex clubs?

Sex clubs led to President Obama. I always am surprised to be reminded that is a thing that very few people outside of Chicago know.

I heard a podcast recently discussing it as something they just found out about but they don't know the fact that COATCH Ditka could have stopped that too.

That would be a great documentary.

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My Maserati does 186.

Good old Seven of Nine. Spaulding bears a slight resemblence. Symmetry!

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The Court will accord substantial deference to the government's immigration policies, particularly those that implicate matters of national security.

You guys know way more about this than I would have thought. Do tell!

I'd be Jack Ryan in the story though. "Come on honey, it will be fun!" "Just do it!"

Oh, if you only knew what devious things I think of.

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Certified Dirty Old Man

She still looks good if you've seen her lately.

Spaulding probably does too. I guess.

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My Maserati does 186.

Next podcast.

Spaulding discusses her sex club research!!

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My Maserati does 186.

There has never been a time in my life where I thought "You know what would make sex better? Bringing in multiple dudes to watch."

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Now a bucket of fried chicken on the other hand...

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The Court will accord substantial deference to the government's immigration policies, particularly those that implicate matters of national security.

So just the one dude then?

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My Maserati does 186.

No sword fights allowed...

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Certified Dirty Old Man

I don't even like fried chicken, so maybe this thing isn't for me.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Bringing out the yellow pad!