SHARK, you were scooped on this one. I expect better out of you.

Verne Lundquist IS College Football. He doesn't look very healthy though.

Verne's not getting any younger. The same can be said for ESPN/ABC's Brent Musburger, too.

The same can actually be said for all of us SHARK...

Verne's not getting any younger. The same can be said for ESPN/ABC's Brent Musburger, too.

Yes but Verne appears to be 400 pounds.

Gus Johnson has sucked ever since he became more concerned with being Gus Johnson than calling a decent game. He makes Sayers-like mistakes, doesn't understand game strategy (he once asked if a basketball team should foul with ten seconds left and the game tied), and he freaks out over inconsequential crap because it's now part of the brand ("OH BABY! MINNESOTA with the THREE to make this a FOUR SCORE GAME with ONE minute LEFT!")

Basically, he used a fortunate streak of close, exciting games to make his name. Compare with Joe Tessitore, who had a similar streak this year but is actually good at broadcasting.

I'd love it if Verne actually did drop an f-bomb but it sounded like bucket list to me.

As long as the Masters is played, Nicklaus’ victory at age 46 will remain a major championship highlight. His putt at No. 17 will remain prominent in the archives, which means Lundquist’s call will forever be linked with one of the most memorable Sundays in golf history.

“That day with Jack winning at his advanced age,” Lundquist said, “is my all-time favorite day in sports.” That testimony comes from a man who has broadcast 20 different sports for network television for more than forty years, a career filled with memorable highlights.