Hey dr ken </ABC Sitcom> whenever I look at these podcast table of contents I can see why I'd be an oddball ~38th round draft pick for doing one of these, seeing as I don't really have a good story about how I met our wives [*rimshot*] nor do I really have deep thoughts on Speagol & Porkrinds or some funny anecdotes from my last trip to Binny's...
BUT
You know I could embrace my status here as "that weirdo" du jour and maybe try to sit down and do a one time thing (outside of my memoirs / great American novel / etc) where I sit down and talk about all the mysterious "casual encounters" I had when
I made all these tracks between mid-august and November 2009,, and I can parlay that into the whole "why I used to run around the board talking about Alexa Chung to such an extent that I might have singlehandedly scared off Dewskie" thing, because if you start to factor in odd "chance" meetings I had with ppl inside Cook county jail / mental health siesta and then outside of Cook County Jail / Mental Heatlh Siesta... yikes! "I live[d] that live" - Kool kdith
Basically, I got "casually encountered" by someone/something, and if you all are willing to temporarily hold off on the DID. NOT. HAPPEN. I'd be willing to sit down and do an "exclusive" here where I can tell all these stories (cuz I think my vocal storytelling ability > typing them out [ask CH + JORR =] plus a host/moderator/other-guests-there-to-BLAM-sini-with-the-DNH-cannon could do follow up ?s / interjections / etc to get a better idea if(/why?) all this shit really happened to me... Or if I'm actually creative + clever in that I can make all of this shit up to convince ppl that I'm perhaps more than an anonymous loser rotting away in a random grandpa's basement in suburban Chicago.
I figure this might be an interesting idea for a podcast (especially since we can shelve all my high/concept ideas I PM'd you about b4) when you consider most ppl here assume I'm nuts and don't like me anyways, so why not delve right into the core of my "loathsome insanity" and I can present my case as to, example, why I didn't have a mental breakdown back when I was doing all that Alexa Chung shit here in 2012;. I know if I explain what was going on and put that epoch in context I can finally explain to the board what that was all about cuz like.... Dude. I seriously wonder what's going on when a decent looking chick seems to have interest in me, so why would I believe a British model/presenter with 1mil+ Twitter followers wants to have anything to do with me? I can explain... If you/ppl-here want! *Twilight zone theme*
Either way no big whoop, I just figured I'd toss this out there as an idea cuz hey, at least badrogue17 would be interested in hearing all this shit, amirite?
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