Flounder from Animal House
Tom Sizemore in Strange Days or Michael Madsen in The Getaway
The Gird Iron Assasin on Twinkies at a Pittsburgh steelers training camp remote
Attention whore that thinks he's funny, but he's not. Couple of fatties in the background look worthy for the contest too.
The lovechild of Perez Hilton and Kyle Orton strikes an 'I'm the King of the World' pose.
Menacing jacket dude. Nothing says "I'm a Douche Bag" like a dead animal on your head.
Dave Wills would smash this guy's balls with a fungo bat. Get the child to safety you dumb ass. This is a baseball park (actually a shit hole in Gayville), not the Sears Family Photo Shop.
The Austin Powers bed pose, but with clothes on
(thankfully!). This guy could put his head together with Doug White and they can make an ass out of themselves.
I
made Mike and Mike. Where's my backpack, I've got a train to catch?
Will somebody feed this anorexic Bears fan please?
Poo on the field, and in the stands.
I was the first guy on my block to get a digital camera, and it's still working!
David Blaine and Criss Angel couldn't carry my jock. Let's see 'em do this - I've eaten everything out of my refrigerator ...and now I'm shitting the fridge out of my ass and through my pants as I cook my dessert. I'm a fucking digestion machine!