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HappyHour Jason

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Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 6:12 pm

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That most guys are clueless about women when they get to college.... I can only think of 1 other person that the statement would apply to....

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Bulldog Scott

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Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 6:13 pm

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It's not nice to continuously pick on Boilermaker Rick. He shouldn't have to hear about this from us non-stop just because of a few questionable posts. That's not very neat.

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Brick

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Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 6:31 pm

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Ouch. Of all the posts in that whole thing, mine ends up being the most memorable.

I don't think I can ever show up at a remote, even though based off those stories I would not be much competition for the single guys(also my fiance would not be pleased).

Keep up the good work, I'm pretty sure this is karma for the 2000+ sarcastic posts I have made.

Nicely done.

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doug - evergreen park

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Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 6:37 pm

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Jason has been on a roll lately. I've been a victim around 5 times since Saturday.

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Brick

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Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 6:38 pm

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HappyHour Jason wrote:

Sorry Rick, I won't make any more posts with that reference....

It's no problem. I have no problem with being on the other end of a joke.

I do however withhold the right to cry myself to sleep every night because of it.

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Brick

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Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 6:39 pm

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I have invented time travel! Eat me Einstein!

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Spaulding

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Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 6:45 pm

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Harry could have just said That most guys are clueless about women and ended the sentence there. I'm in the same boat. The whole lot of them have all been crazed beasts this week.

Why do women feel the need to control others or always give their $.05?They are a bunch of materialistic, thankless, unappreciative, non sex wanting, controling, manipulative, demanding, self centered whack jobs.

I'm painting with a broad brush and maybe all women aren't like this but I haven't spoken to one that was in their right mind this week. Forgive me.

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HappyHour Jason

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Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 6:55 pm

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Sorry Rick, I won't make any more posts with that reference....

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Frank Coztansa

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Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 8:32 pm

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Boilermaker Rick wrote:

Ouch. Of all the posts in that whole thing, mine ends up being the most memorable.

more like forgettable

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Brick

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Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 11:48 pm

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It looks like things are better now. Posting issues are over.

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BigW72

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Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 8:13 am

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doug - evergreen park

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Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 9:39 am

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i'm still clueless.

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Also if you fuck someone like they are a millionaire they might go try to be one.

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hawkeye

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Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 10:24 am

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doug - evergreen park wrote:

i'm still clueless.

As am I. I've re-read this thread a few times and I have no idea what the hell is going on.

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doug - evergreen park

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blame it on the morphine.

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Also if you fuck someone like they are a millionaire they might go try to be one.

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hawkeye

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Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 10:52 am

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doug - evergreen park wrote:

blame it on the morphine.

Done and done. Zzzzzzz..............

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Darkside

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Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 12:58 pm

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It's been my limited experience that most men are clueless about women.

Face it guys, women just want to talk about themselves, and about stupid shit. You keep that in mind with a woman, you'll be fine.

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Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

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Spaulding

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Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 1:11 pm

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Darkside is right.

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doug - evergreen park

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Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 1:14 pm

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i think i'll use that as a pick up line.

"Hi, my name is Doug. Want to talk about you and other stupid shit?"

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Also if you fuck someone like they are a millionaire they might go try to be one.

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Darkside

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Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 1:26 pm

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doug - evergreen park wrote:

i think i'll use that as a pick up line.

"Hi, my name is Doug. Want to talk about you and other stupid shit?"

How about "Hi, my name is Doug, nice purse wheere did you get it? What do you do for a living...what's that like? Why is that? How could she say that about YOU?". You know, shit like that.

She'll never ask anything about you. She'll blather on about herself, and that's what YOU want, cause she'll think you're the most engaging, caring guy out there.

Next, I'll tell you why a woman would dump a man after 4 weeks.

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Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

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Darkside

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Spaulding wrote:

Darkside is right.

Well, Spaulding dear, you are the exception to the rule. I'd talk sports with you.
I am married now and all my pick up stuff is useless now. I had mad skills back in the day though, boy, lemmie tell ya.

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Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

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doug - evergreen park

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Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 1:36 pm

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Darkside wrote:

How about "Hi, my name is Doug, nice purse wheere did you get it?

AHHHHHH!!!!!!!

please...please......no talk of purses.....especially C...C....Coach purses....

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Also if you fuck someone like they are a millionaire they might go try to be one.

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Bulldog Scott

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Darkside wrote:

doug - evergreen park wrote:

i think i'll use that as a pick up line.

"Hi, my name is Doug. Want to talk about you and other stupid shit?"

Or, ask her to thumb wrestle. It's something different, better than most opening lines. One of my buddies that gets a lot of ass has been using that recently with pretty good results.

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doug - evergreen park wrote:

please...please......no talk of purses.....especially C...C....Coach purses....

Super! An Inside joke I don't get. Someday I would like to be in on an inside joke. :pukel:

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Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

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doug - evergreen park

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Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 1:41 pm

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i bought 5 of them for the ex wife....

seriously, though? "nice purse" works?
thumb wrestling sounds like a good idea after she talks herself out of breath.

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Also if you fuck someone like they are a millionaire they might go try to be one.

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Darkside

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doug - evergreen park wrote:

i bought 5 of them for the ex wife....

seriously, though? "nice purse" works?
thumb wrestling sounds like a good idea after she talks herself out of breath.

I doubt nice purse works unless you're talking to a real dimwit.
That's just an example of what I mean. You just talk to them about them. You really don't even have to know what you're talking about. They think it's cute when they talk to you about things you don't get. Weird, I know. True though.

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Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

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W_Z

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Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 2:33 pm

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Darkside wrote:

doug - evergreen park wrote:

i think i'll use that as a pick up line.

"Hi, my name is Doug. Want to talk about you and other stupid shit?"

Me: Hi, my name is Doug.

Girl: Nice to meet you Do--

Me: Nice purse where did you get it?

Girl: that's not--that's not a purse, that's a laptop--

Me: What do you do for a living?

Girl: I work in marke--

Me: What's that like?!

Girl: It's--it's all right--why--

Me: WHY IS THAT?!

Girl: Huh?

Me: How could she say that about YOU?

Girl: What are you talking about?

Me: What? don't you think I'm the most. ah, caring engaging guy out there? Huh? HUH! Do you?!

Bouncer: Excuse me, miss, is this man bothering you?

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doug - evergreen park

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Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 2:47 pm

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it's all about the timing.....isn't it?
My sister was saying the same thing to Zack and I last Saturday.

I do o.k. once i'm around them, it's the "finding them" part that is difficult.

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Also if you fuck someone like they are a millionaire they might go try to be one.

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HappyHour Jason

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W_Z wrote:

Darkside wrote:

doug - evergreen park wrote:

i think i'll use that as a pick up line.

"Hi, my name is Doug. Want to talk about you and other stupid shit?"

Me: Hi, my name is Zack.

Girl: Nice to meet you Do--

Me: Nice purse where did you get it?

Girl: that's not--that's not a purse, that's a laptop--

Me: What do you do for a living?

Girl: I work in marke--

Me: What's that like?!

Girl: It's--it's all right--why--

Me: WHY IS THAT?!

Girl: Huh?

Me: How could she say that about YOU?

Girl: What are you talking about?

Me: What? don't you think I'm the most. ah, caring engaging guy out there? Huh? HUH! Do you?!

Bouncer: Excuse me, miss, is this man bothering you?

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Frank Coztansa

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Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 5:59 pm

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i know i just asked the other day, but after reading this thread i cant help it....joe morgan pickup line(s)?

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Frank Coztansa wrote:

i know i just asked the other day, but after reading this thread i cant help it....joe morgan pickup line(s)?

Joe Morgan wrote:

Well you have to realize that our pick up lines were easy because we picked each other up when needed...for instance, one of my many double plays was due to the fact that the pitcher picked up the ball and threw it to me, and I was able to swing it to first base in time...and we won all those games that way. I never made an error because the Red Machine never made errors, we were perfect in that sense. Being the hall of famer that I was, and still am, and I would never let Ryne Sandberg in the hall of fame because he didn't know how to pick other people up.

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