Today was just another example

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I'm going to bounce from the spot for awhile but I will be back at some point to argue with you about this hoops stuff again. Playoffs have been great this season. See ya up the road.

I'm out.

It's good he was able to fix Quintana in 3 days but he's had months to fix Lester, Arrieta, Lackey, and Montgomery. He should probably do that now.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

truth

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

Coop is a miserable bastard.

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My Maserati does 186.

I think the frustration of pitching for the White Sox got to Quintana. He was lights out when he thought he was getting traded in the spring.

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

Yes sir

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You mean 2 runs or less in 59% of his starts matters? Duhhhh

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No truth at all,


Lackey is washed up
Lester will be fine
Montgomery blows... He's just a buster
Jake will be fine

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Truth!

Never understood why he did interviews with Mully and Hanley. Just a combative, abrasive bag.

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Lay off that whiskey and let that cocaine be.

I had to return something today at Farm & Fleet, and the dude who had to check it out to make sure I didn't damage it was this old, slow, miserable, condescending motherfucker who could barely bring himself to speak other people. All I could think of the whole time was Cooper.

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Remember those? He was a jag!! "Aw, geez guys, why ya's askin' me that now? I can't tawk about dat."

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Oh God... Coop interviews on Mully and Hanley were awful. Mully would take like 1,000 words to ask his question and Coop would be like,"Yeah, sure."

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Im not saying Coop is all rainbows and sunshine, but wouldnt you be agitated and pissed at the world if you had to talk to those jagbags every single week?

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He would be an asshole at 7:00 AM no matter what. No one is fun when they're trying to sleep one off and get interrupted by Mike Mulligan.

Actually, Coop could even be humorous because he was the only person who would call them out on asking horrible, long-winded questions. I remember a few times where Mully talked for like five minutes and Coop was like "So... what was your question? (hiccup)"

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Another reason Parkins is the best on The Score. He's the only one on the station who doesn't struggle heavily with the simple concept of "don't take three minutes to ask a simple question"

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

Dude, there are literally two people on the Score who can do it.

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I hated that gay fucking song too they led in with...Don Coop, Don Coop, Don Coop, Don Cooper.....

If by awful you mean awesome, than I agree.