down 3-0 you just had...
BASES LOADED, 0 OUTS >> MILLERTIME! >> BASES LOADED, 3 OUTS.
ok i know i'm a layman. i'm not normal. my father failed to raise me cuz he didn't teach me brevity and/or coherency..... but isn't this why god invented a pitch hitter? d-ross had some inspirational moments this year, but PROTIP: YOU DON'T TRY TO GO AND HAVE A GEOFF BLUM MOMENT IN THE WORLD FUCKING SERIES.... THEY JUST KIND OF HAPPEN WHEN THEY HAVE TO! THIS DIDN'T HAVE TO HAPPEN!
/me still blames that 2nd run that went: 1-2 count 2 outs >> HBP >> 2-0 LEAD that really fucked up this game, cuz the way kluber was pitching youi wanted to keep it within 1 run so you were only one magical swing away from not losing. once it got to 2-0 it seemed like 3-0 was a formality (literally from the guy who came in to replace carlos santana, right? how much you wanna bet that lester didnt watch much (if any) tape on "roberto perez" cuz man.... i'm a fucking fantasy baseballin' champion who's in a "superdeep" 20 team / 30 man roster league..... and i had no idea who the fuck "roiberto perez" was up until he hit that HR.
i mean, you figure carlos santana going out = good for the cubs? *buzzer*
Bible Bouncer X wrote:
the lord works in mysterious ways...
so i reckon this adversity will just make the parade that much sweeter, eh? oh yeah and the world championship too =P
edot: while i'm going through my 5-12 "Post Review"s here i noticed that someone pointed out that the #Windians' first run came off of a ~20 foot dribbler.... i completely forgot about that. the cubs are losign 3-0 to 1) a dribbler what was hit so unexpectedly weakly that it ended up being an RBI infield single 2) a HBP on a 1-2 count with 2-outs and 3) a HR by a guy who i think replaced an injured carlos santana, aka the 2nd best hitter on the damn team (assuming we give TOP DOG status to everyone's guy, mike napoli! (WOOF WOOF))
all that said, ofc after the obligatory "disregard [me]; i suck cocks!!!" bit, = the cubs haven't really gotten their ass kicked tonight.... they just ran into hawk's least favorite deli sandwich on the road (the "Hot Ballclub") and there was a confluence of bullshit that just happened to happen when lester had managed to get himself into some trouBBle, and then i think you can honestly blame a decent part of the first 2 runs on "nerves" and all..... and then when you figure "hey they just lost their 2nd best hitter! WOOHOO!" and the guy who replaces him hits a HR to put you up 3-0..... and then when you invariably go MILLERTIME @ bsaes loaded 0 outs in a 0-3 game and get out 100% unscathed (even when "dirt dog" rajai davis fucked up a must-get doubel play?)
yeah i'd feel good about this if i was a windians' fan, but it's not like some emphatic cubbie beatdown going on here. it's just not their night (while pat hughes gets a little len kasper influence [left from the aura-of-ass on the PBP man's chair] so he ends up saying "jon lester pitched a good ballgame but he just happened to be outpitched")
Heywood Jablaume' wrote:
LOOK AT MY NAME MOTHERFUCKER!!! LOOK AT MY NAME!!!! EAT IT KERMIT!!!!
EDIT: this post was originally a short little < 1 paragraph drive-by comment, but having to do Post Review 10+ times (no BS) i kept coming back and adding more and more and more when i couldn't escape this form.... so yeah, the result = "typical sini TLDR" and i know [i suck] and all that.... but it wasn't supposed to be this way! #FixYourDamnBoard!!!!!
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Curious Hair wrote:
Les Grobstein's huge hog is proof that God has a sense of humor, isn't it?