Godfella wrote:
What say you guys?
a couple tips for the casual wrigley attendee:
1) you're allowed to bring in factory-sealed bottles of water. idk if there's a limit as to how much, but with 2 people we've brought in 4-5 bottles of water no problem. i heartily recommend freezing a couple/few of them into solid blocks of ice so that way when you get to the park and the bottles sit out in the heat for awhile you'll end up with giant ice cubes surrounded by ice cold water that are easily replenished during the game (especially if you also brought a couple'a non-frozen water bottles). you can also bring in food from the outside so if you stopped off and got a gyro or something else there will be no problem/s bringing that in.
yeah i know it might seem low-rent/tacky/cheap to bring in outside stuff, but remember that all's fair in love and baseball when they want $5+ for a bottle of water at the ballpark. soda tends to be $5/7, and of course as godfella mentioned beer is like $8.50/+ with mixed drinks likely being around $10, tho idk for sure because... [drum roll / segue]
2) when you first enter the park if you go to the fan services area (lower concourse roughly behind home plate) you can sign up for their designated driver program (only need to give them name/address/e-mail) and you get a free soda. it used to be that the free soda was the $7 collector's cup, but now it's usually the $5 "medium" soda. however some of the cool concession workers will still give you the $7 larger/collectible cup, and typically if you offer to pay the $2 difference between the free one you're getting and the collectible cup they'll pretty much always just give you the XL collectible cup for free.
just be slick about mixing in the hard liquor that you brought in via a plastic flask (don't forget that they have metal detectors now; but unless you still set off the thing when you walk through sans all of your possessions they're not gonna start manually waving you down and perhaps searching your person so you theoretically should be able to casually walk in with a plastic flask)
it used to be that you could, say, go to the 7-11 across the street and get a double gulp of gatorade on ice and bring that in. obviously that'd allow you to mix a nice stiff drink and casually walk in like you owned the place (provided you didn't look hammered and compel them to check your cup and one whiff of that = "whoa buddy holy mother of no!") --- but i'm pretty sure in the last year or 2 they scuppered the ability to bring in fountain drinks, so for "more affordably priced mixed drinks" your best bet is to try some sort of slick little mixjob with the free DD soda.
oh yeah, and especially at night games your arche/typical post/fratboy cubs fans are extra obnoxious and all WOO CUBBIES!!!! aka CUBBIE PRIDE!!!! and whatnot, and if you're not jumping up and down high fiving everyone in a 360 degree radius some buzzin-to-drunk normie (the type of people who spend upwards of 1/3 to 1/2 of the game calling up everyone they know to tell them what a real fan they are cuz they're at the game) might end up giving you shit because THIS IS THE YEAR!!!! CUBPACALYPSE NOW!!!! IT'S GONNA HAPPEN!!!!! indeed, the cubbie police are out there in full force making sure that their cubbies are receiving the proper support that they deserve. try your best to not (inadvertantly?) rustle their jimmies and remember that their drunkenness will build up to a crescendo around the 7th inning, so if you're getting shit around the 3rd-4th inning it's not going to get any better in the mmediate future.
seriously if the bartman shit happened in these upcoming 2016 playoffs i reckon the dude might end up beheaded/lynched live on the internet. i bet you that if it was on youtube the people would try to monetize the video too; c'est la vie, no?
good luck, godspeed, and remember: for any and all day games only fools pay to park @/around wrigley field. school st is your friend. for night games there's a nice little free shuttle right off of irving park right b4.... damen i wanna say? it's off to the right from irving park and there will be signs. night game parking is seriously waaaayyyyy trickier than day games, so if you don't fancy using the CTA i recommend using that free schoolbus-shuttle-service off of irving park.
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