Monday, 6:00 p.m.
Kyle Hendricks vs. Sean Newcomb

Wednesday, 6:20 p.m.
Jon Lester vs. Julio Teheran

Thursday, 6:20 p.m.
Yu Darvish vs. Max Fried

Cubs try to spoil another team's home opener.

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Monday and Wednesday should be good.

Surprised the home opener is a night game.

Edit: My bad misread the schedule.

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Elections have consequences.

So far Cubs team era 8.17, Braves 8.63. The Cubs have had the Midas touch the last couple of years picking up relievers off the scrapheap, and getting quality contributions from them. Joe put them in critical situations and a lot of these bums surprising performed well. Cubs 2019 pitching as a whole will be interesting to follow.

Zagunis with the error on a foul pop up, giving new life to batter...who then launches one.

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Zagunis is not a MLB player. What the fuck is Maddon doing?

Jesus fucking Christ...

Keystone cops

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How the fuck do none of the OF call Javy off of that ball?

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Funbad?

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Lay off that whiskey and let that cocaine be.

TRAP GAME ALERT

Then in spirit of the occasion of fucking up, NBC Sportsnet has 1 out listed instead of 2 for a few minutes.

The Cubs look like a team never went thru spring training. I have always wondered if teams just go thru the motions in spring training

Ump squeezes Hendricks and gives the Atlanta chump a wide plate.

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Per Len: "Taking pitches is what Zagunis does best..."

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Zagunis sucks, Len is such a beta why do we even let him post here?

No, no , no. I was told how seriously they’re taking everything right from jump, October starts in March, etc. No way can they already look bad and not organized .

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

Is Joe going to make it to May?

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That's my purse! I don't know you!

Time for a firesale

Can we bring back Chris Bosio? Dig up Billy Connor's corpse...this new pitching coach is not really working

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Four errors in first three innings, not counting the one Zagunis should have called off Baez.

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And sounds like he's being micro-managed by other coach "Borcello". They had to overpromote a minor league coach that wasn't ready.

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More like the cents of Wrigley.

Don't worry, Atlanta is surely getting all the runs out of their system in anticipation of their humbling at the hands of Quintana next time out.

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This should be considered child abuse. Also fuck Ricketts for charging 45.00 to be a "Cub for Life." They should pay us to watch this shit fest. If they think people are going to pay extra next year for a Cubs channel, they are going to be disappointed.

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dafug, threw Hendricks in a 4 team ML parlay and the Cub are the only team crappin' the bed.

Hendricks only charged with 2 ER due to 5 errors? Takes some work to rack up 5 errors in as many innings in today's MLB.

Len likes the best hitter hitting 2nd trend. When has he not liked the new bs?

How soon will they be trading for pitching this year

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Is "big game" James Shields still unsigned. Let's make it really fun.