and deservedly so

Eloy had his bad moments last year as well. Then he came out and was rookie of the month in september. He still has only played in 136 MLB games

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

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Fucking idiots.

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Career 137 games.
WAR 1.1
OBP .309
Not good.

Another HR for Eloy today.

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Whenever I see this pop up. It will always remind me we didn’t trade Tatis Jr for the contract of Big Game James.

Eloy probably reads this board and this post got him motivated.

THANKS CUBS!

Down to .234 still sucking.

He needs to learn how to stop falling into the stands with out the ball.

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.508 slugging, not sucking

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

He is Jorge Soler.

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which one? Cubs one or KC one from last year?

Nah. HE's going to be a much better batting average hitter than Soler who himself is a stud ballplayer BTW. Eloy doesn't strike out a lot for a big time power guy and he can take the ball to right field with a lot of power. HE is a lot like Abreu in this regard.

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An Ode to the Texas man who shot an Antifa terrorist:

Oh, he might have went on livin'
But he made one fatal slip
When he tried to match the Ranger
With the big iron on his hip

Another BOMB

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Eloy now hitting 50 points higher than Bryant

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Show some respect. That’s former rookie of the year, MVP And something else Bryant.

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“How do you get to be president and you’re stupid?” Donald J Trump - 4/10/25
When a clown moves into a palace, he doesn't become a king. The palace turns into a circus. - Turkish Proverb

Ian Happ hitting 55 points higher than Eloy. Frank making an ass of himself again.

RBi single in the first!

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The only numbers that matter 10-11.

Another BOMB


Great Thread

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10-11

What is an Ian Happ and what is he doing on this board?

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An Ode to the Texas man who shot an Antifa terrorist:

Oh, he might have went on livin'
But he made one fatal slip
When he tried to match the Ranger
With the big iron on his hip

If 10-11 is all that matters then why is YOUR thread titled 'Eloy o meter', and not 'White Sox win o meter', you fuckin waste of carbon?

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11-11.

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Funny shit that a Cub fan cares about this and considers it a "season". This is just a glorified spring training exercise, only in August and not March/April.

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An Ode to the Texas man who shot an Antifa terrorist:

Oh, he might have went on livin'
But he made one fatal slip
When he tried to match the Ranger
With the big iron on his hip

I looked at the standings and thought "I'd laugh if Billy Beane got his championship in this asterisk year".

bec cub fans think the team has an actual shot at the post season. sox fans should start being optimistic.

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An Ode to the Texas man who shot an Antifa terrorist:

Oh, he might have went on livin'
But he made one fatal slip
When he tried to match the Ranger
With the big iron on his hip

38 HR in his first 142 major league games

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

He's continuing to show he will easily hit 50 HR's in a 162 game season if healthy and can stretch to 60+ if he gets hot. They need to bat him 3rd or 4th to get more 1st inning RBI chances

THANKS CUBS!!!

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“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson