Stop by and say HI!, Matt. I'll be the guy out in his field listening to Chicago sports radio...

I've heard Crab Orchard called the best bass lake in the Midwest.

The last time I fished Rend Lake was with my friend Jeff. Jeff is a fucking Eagle Scout. He can tie any knot ever invented. He could survive in the wild. He takes fishing very seriously. He knows a lot about lure theories, when to use what, etc. I don't know shit. My knots are sloppy. I prefer fishing live bait, mostly minnows. Anyway, we're out on Rend Lake and he starts chiding me, "You fish like my dad." I asked what he meant by that. "You know, you throw a couple casts, then stop and crack a beer, cast a couple more times, then cut up the salami and cheese and grab another beer." I said, "Yeah, motherfucker, that's fishing." Then he got really mad when I kept hauling them in and he wasn't getting any bites. It's better to be lucky than good. I am the Aaron Sele of sport fishing.

Also, make sure you hit one of the awesome strip clubs on Route 51. I recommend JB's and Gallery.

I don't like white rappers.

Reading this post just gave me a great idea for a business, which would combine fishing and a strip club. Thanks JORR!

Congrats on being better than me, Psycory.

The future holds the possibility to be great or terrible, and since it has not yet occurred it remains simultaneously both.

I have a couple friends who are Real. Smart. Lawyers. who live down there and it's a fun place to visit. I had an interview at one of the cal state schools but the cost of living vs. salary had me turn it down.

The crisis consists precisely in the fact that the old is dying and the new cannot be born; in this interregnum a great variety of morbid symptoms appear.

I'm going to New Orleans

For how long?

The future holds the possibility to be great or terrible, and since it has not yet occurred it remains simultaneously both.

Four nights, I want to say? Probably not long enough. And besides, it's me, I can't get into any good trouble.

I stayed 5 days/4 nights in March. I ran out of things to do. I felt there weren't cultural activities enough in New Orleans proper other than eat/drink/gamble. And that stuff added up even though we weren't drunken sailors like those damn conventioneers.

The victims are the American People and the Republic itself.

Little Crest is going to Barca and Krakow. Let me know if you need anything dolphin.

Have him call me

The menstrual cycle changes among Hassidic Jewish women was something as well.

And besides, it's me, I can't get into any good trouble.

It's more fun to be a victim

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

We are trying to get to NYC at the end of July/beginning of August.

Will be in Lincoln, NE for sure though from 8/11 to 8/13.

Little Crest is going to Barca and Krakow. Let me know if you need anything dolphin.

Listening to podcasts as I drive down Ogden ave.

Also if you fuck someone like they are a millionaire they might go try to be one.

I was there almost exactly a year ago. Krakow is a wonderful place.

Is he going for that world catholic conference?

The victims are the American People and the Republic itself.

Yes it is.

I am in the urination, puking, drunk, yelling zone.

I once jerked in a chicken truck, so I have that going for me.