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Author:  Darkside [ Tue Aug 15, 2017 9:20 pm ]
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Panther pislA wrote:
Dude. . .

Its ok to be "Captain Save-A-Ho" once in a while, but not with toothless meth-addicts who probably have the Hiv.

Sneak a cheek swab on her or something, send it to the lab, and if it comes back clean, buy her a White Castle and a shake.

:lol:
Ok... so this is that once a month classic gold panther post.
Author:  Don Tiny [ Tue Aug 15, 2017 9:24 pm ]
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Darkside wrote:
Panther pislA wrote:
Dude. . .

Its ok to be "Captain Save-A-Ho" once in a while, but not with toothless meth-addicts who probably have the Hiv.

Sneak a cheek swab on her or something, send it to the lab, and if it comes back clean, buy her a White Castle and a shake.

:lol:
Ok... so this is that once a month classic gold panther post.

Yep.
Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Tue Aug 15, 2017 9:25 pm ]
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If you decide to have relations with her, make sure the camera is turned off or covered up. Your son may be able to laugh off the tighty whities, but seeing his old man shacking up with a druggie Samoan who he just saw on Dog The Bounty Hunter might traumatize him pretty good.
Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Tue Aug 15, 2017 9:25 pm ]
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Darkside wrote:
How old is this kid?


No doubt not old enough.
Author:  Drunk Squirrel [ Tue Aug 15, 2017 9:26 pm ]
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I'm 42 and I'm not old enough.
Author:  FavreFan [ Tue Aug 15, 2017 9:26 pm ]
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I believe there is some insincere advice being given to you HawaiiYou
Author:  Apologist [ Tue Aug 15, 2017 9:27 pm ]
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FavreFan wrote:
I believe there is some insincere advice being given to you HawaiiYou

Ya think? :lol:
Author:  Telegram Sam [ Tue Aug 15, 2017 9:29 pm ]
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FavreFan wrote:
I believe there is some insincere advice being given to you HawaiiYou


Bad friends.
Author:  HawaiiYou [ Tue Aug 15, 2017 9:30 pm ]
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no he is 25. i was thinking asking my daughter but i know what she will say. thanks for all the advice. it seems i will have to see how this goes. I won't be making any advances. I will take it slow. maybe the feeling will go away after a while.
Author:  Terry's Peeps [ Tue Aug 15, 2017 9:31 pm ]
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HawaiiYou wrote:
no he is 25. i was thinking asking my daughter but i know what she will say. thanks for all the advice. it seems i will have to see how this goes. I won't be making any advances. I will take it slow. maybe the feeling will go away after a while.


Look at this.

I hope you're happy FF.
Author:  FrankDrebin [ Tue Aug 15, 2017 9:32 pm ]
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FavreFan wrote:
If it's a serious post and you're into her then go bang her. Probably wear protection though



Roll tide on that.
Author:  Darkside [ Tue Aug 15, 2017 9:32 pm ]
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HawaiiYou wrote:
no he is 25. i was thinking asking my daughter but i know what she will say. thanks for all the advice. it seems i will have to see how this goes. I won't be making any advances. I will take it slow. maybe the feeling will go away after a while.

I mean if I were to offer sincere advice I'd say have a nice slow J Arthur and see if you feel the same 20 minutes later. Seriously.
Author:  newper [ Tue Aug 15, 2017 9:35 pm ]
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Apologist wrote:
FavreFan wrote:
I believe there is some insincere advice being given to you HawaiiYou

Ya think? :lol:

Personally, it approaches that uncomfortable line for me like those that would troll SHARK. I like trolling as much as the next person, but the question seemed pretty sincere when I read it and it isn't an insignificant choice. But then again, it is the message board, so what are you gonna do... I think maybe I just have a soft spot in my heart for Hawaii.
Author:  rogers park bryan [ Tue Aug 15, 2017 9:36 pm ]
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HawaiiYou wrote:
no he is 25. i was thinking asking my daughter but i know what she will say. thanks for all the advice. it seems i will have to see how this goes. I won't be making any advances. I will take it slow. maybe the feeling will go away after a while.

Are you against the online dating idea?

How old are you?

I mean fuck do what makes you happy I guess. The last line in your post makes me feel bad
Author:  rogers park bryan [ Tue Aug 15, 2017 9:37 pm ]
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newper wrote:
Apologist wrote:
FavreFan wrote:
I believe there is some insincere advice being given to you HawaiiYou

Ya think? :lol:

Personally, it approaches that uncomfortable line for me like those that would troll SHARK. I like trolling as much as the next person, but the question seemed pretty sincere when I read it and it isn't an insignificant choice. But then again, it is the message board, so what are you gonna do... I think maybe I just have a soft spot in my heart for Hawaii.

Yep those of us who gave him legit advice are just the higher class of people
Author:  leashyourkids [ Tue Aug 15, 2017 9:38 pm ]
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Nah, Hawaii is just an old fart who discovered the internet. He's good.
Author:  FavreFan [ Tue Aug 15, 2017 9:39 pm ]
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Terry's Peeps wrote:
HawaiiYou wrote:
no he is 25. i was thinking asking my daughter but i know what she will say. thanks for all the advice. it seems i will have to see how this goes. I won't be making any advances. I will take it slow. maybe the feeling will go away after a while.


Look at this.

I hope you're happy FF.

I have the best advice here

FavreFan wrote:
So try the online dating thing.

Maybe you'll find someone you like more than her who is a bit more put together. Maybe you'll discover that none of the other women match up to her and it really is love.

Something tells me she'll still be available if you backburner her for a month or two
Author:  Terry's Peeps [ Tue Aug 15, 2017 9:41 pm ]
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newper wrote:
Apologist wrote:
FavreFan wrote:
I believe there is some insincere advice being given to you HawaiiYou

Ya think? :lol:

Personally, it approaches that uncomfortable line for me like those that would troll SHARK. I like trolling as much as the next person, but the question seemed pretty sincere when I read it and it isn't an insignificant choice. But then again, it is the message board, so what are you gonna do... I think maybe I just have a soft spot in my heart for Hawaii.


Agreed. FF and rpb were dicks to him.
Author:  leashyourkids [ Tue Aug 15, 2017 9:41 pm ]
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Terry's Peeps wrote:
newper wrote:
Apologist wrote:
FavreFan wrote:
I believe there is some insincere advice being given to you HawaiiYou

Ya think? :lol:

Personally, it approaches that uncomfortable line for me like those that would troll SHARK. I like trolling as much as the next person, but the question seemed pretty sincere when I read it and it isn't an insignificant choice. But then again, it is the message board, so what are you gonna do... I think maybe I just have a soft spot in my heart for Hawaii.


Agreed. FF and rpb were dicks to him.


Yup.
Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Tue Aug 15, 2017 9:45 pm ]
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Great advice today!
Author:  Darkside [ Tue Aug 15, 2017 9:48 pm ]
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Frank Coztansa wrote:
Great advice today!

Did you have a nice slow J Arthur too?


I have your harmonica.
Author:  Furious Styles [ Tue Aug 15, 2017 9:51 pm ]
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Take her to Carson's.
Author:  Panther pislA [ Tue Aug 15, 2017 9:52 pm ]
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Actually, if you want my serious opinion, go to Walgreens, by some non-allergenic latex gloves and some AstroGlide (water-based, of course), and put her to work recreating your best Mt. Kilauea impression.

Safe. . . and fun.

Boom. No charge.

You want to kick it up a notch? Snatch up an entire case case of whipped cream and suck out all the nitrous from each can beachside while enjoying your ladyfriend's handsmanship.
Author:  Peoria Matt [ Tue Aug 15, 2017 9:53 pm ]
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Frank Coztansa wrote:
Great advice today!


Yup.
Author:  denisdman [ Tue Aug 15, 2017 10:01 pm ]
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leashyourkids wrote:
I can't express how much I love this board.


Yeah it has its moments. I read the post to my teenage son. He says, "who the hell is this guy?"
Author:  denisdman [ Tue Aug 15, 2017 10:03 pm ]
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rogers park bryan wrote:
HawaiiYou wrote:
I dont know if its exactly crack cocaine but probably some kind of drug abuse. The guy at the hotel described her as a crack whore which I found out later may mean many different things than just doing crack.

You are officially my favorite poster


You can do better. This chick has shown you want to get back in. Online dating sounds perfect


Who was that woman from 40 year old virgin? Gina ( as in va-gina)
Author:  Free Ajent [ Tue Aug 15, 2017 10:31 pm ]
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Man just pay for a nice hooker, PM chas or something.
Author:  Ogie Oglethorpe [ Tue Aug 15, 2017 10:37 pm ]
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Serious advise, pass up on this woman as the warning signs are everywhere.

Then after you pass up on this, go get yourself on Tinder or a similar app. Try that as a way to get back in the game
Author:  Ogie Oglethorpe [ Tue Aug 15, 2017 10:38 pm ]
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Free Ajent wrote:
Man just pay for a nice hooker, PM chas or something.

:lol: and lose your right to vote while getting your face on Dateline
Author:  Free Ajent [ Tue Aug 15, 2017 10:43 pm ]
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Ogie Oglethorpe wrote:
Free Ajent wrote:
Man just pay for a nice hooker, PM chas or something.

:lol: and lose your right to vote while getting your face on Dateline

Well don't be as dumb and get caught.

Or do the dating app shit if you're cheap.
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