... if you were president and could select anyone in the world?

I think I'd probably go with Charlie Sheen. Seems like he could probably get some shit done but could also get me the chemicals I needed to remain calm as president (on the down Low).

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Caller Bob

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Theo. Put him in charge of everything and go on vacation for 8 years(he'd clearly get us a second term)

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

Hillary.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Yeah, this is the correct answer. Mods, you can close this one out.

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He means Theo from The Cosby Show.

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I'd probably hire Hahn as Press Secretary so we could get credit for everything good and blame someone else for everything bad.

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I'd hire OJ Simpson as my press secretery. Seems to be good with media.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

If I took a figure from the sports world, I think a still-living Pete Rozelle would be a good Chief of Staff. He managed conflict and change well.

For Chicago sports figures, the obvious choice is the Hawkeroo.

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Need someone to come in and kick ass, and then pose and preen...Da Coach.

For simpleton humor, give me Dick Vitale in his prime as your press secretary.

I won't let you down Frank.

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"Now comes good sailing. Moose. Indian."

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Tom Thibodeau -DO YOUR JOB

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

Jim Cornette


He's exposing the G-Damn Oval Office, Mother Fuh-cker!

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

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Sherman remarked, "Well, Grant, we've had the devil's own day, haven't we?" Grant looked up. "Yes," he replied, followed by a puff. "Yes. Lick 'em tomorrow, though."

MOTHERFUCKER!

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Sherman remarked, "Well, Grant, we've had the devil's own day, haven't we?" Grant looked up. "Yes," he replied, followed by a puff. "Yes. Lick 'em tomorrow, though."

That was fast ... came up with that after I hit 'send'.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

I'd hire Bruce Prichard, just so he could get coked out of his mind and pull a gun on the press corps...

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As long as he sends Conrad to North Korea.

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Sherman remarked, "Well, Grant, we've had the devil's own day, haven't we?" Grant looked up. "Yes," he replied, followed by a puff. "Yes. Lick 'em tomorrow, though."

Doesn't matter. No one's life would change.

Roll tide on that.

I think I could almost make an entire cabinet out of Prichard impersonations.

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Press Secretary would be Paul Heyman.

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Sherman remarked, "Well, Grant, we've had the devil's own day, haven't we?" Grant looked up. "Yes," he replied, followed by a puff. "Yes. Lick 'em tomorrow, though."

Post of the thread.

Ladies and Gen-tle-men .... my name is Paul Heyman, and I am the advocate for your current, reigning, and - in due time - defending President of these United States .... DON .... TIE-NEEEE!

If it weren't so late I'd see about writing a couple minutes of material.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

Assuming Vince is president, Prichard is chief of staff, Heyman as Press Secretary, let's see....

Pat Patterson is obviously Vice President.
Secretary of state - Prichard's Punjabi Prison guard voice
Health and Human Services - Jerry Jarrett (chicken salad for everyone)

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