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SpiralStairs

Post subject: Best Wheat Thins Variety

Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2022 9:50 am

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I'm partial to their sun-dried tomato variety. But I have an open mind and am willing to listen to counter-arguments.

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Douchebag

Post subject: Re: Best Wheat Thins Variety

Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2022 9:51 am

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What's your favorite Wheat Thin to dip in cum?

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SpiralStairs

Post subject: Re: Best Wheat Thins Variety

Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2022 9:57 am

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Douchebag wrote:

What's your favorite Wheat Thin to dip in cum?

I would never taint a Wheat Thin in such a manner. Wheat Thins are sacrosanct.

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City of Fools

Post subject: Re: Best Wheat Thins Variety

Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2022 9:59 am

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the low salt and the low fat ones suck.

I've been living on wheat thins over the last few weeks for some reason.

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SpiralStairs

Post subject: Re: Best Wheat Thins Variety

Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2022 10:00 am

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City of Fools wrote:

I've been living on wheat thins over the last few weeks for some reason.

It's because they're fucking delicious. Simple as that.

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Peoria Matt

Post subject: Re: Best Wheat Thins Variety

Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2022 10:19 am

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SpiralStairs wrote:

City of Fools wrote:

I've been living on wheat thins over the last few weeks for some reason.

It's because they're fucking delicious. Simple as that.

They are the best. I don't know how Triscuits are still on the market when Wheat Thins are right there for the taking.

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Caller Bob

Post subject: Re: Best Wheat Thins Variety

Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2022 10:19 am

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No straight man eats Wheat Thins.

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Nas

Post subject: Re: Best Wheat Thins Variety

Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2022 10:19 am

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Tomato Basil is the best. If I don't want to eat the entire box in 1 sitting, I got with Hint of Salt.

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SpiralStairs

Post subject: Re: Best Wheat Thins Variety

Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2022 10:23 am

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Caller Bob wrote:

No straight man eats Wheat Thins.

Then why did you beg to share a box with me at the peep show last weekend? :lol:

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Bagels

Post subject: Re: Best Wheat Thins Variety

Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2022 10:28 am

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Caller Bob wrote:

No straight man eats Wheat Thins.

real men eat Triscuits

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a retard

Post subject: Re: Best Wheat Thins Variety

Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2022 10:30 am

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Bagels wrote:

Caller Bob wrote:

No straight man eats Wheat Thins.

real men eat Triscuits

This real man eats both. At the same time.

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Tall Midget

Post subject: Re: Best Wheat Thins Variety

Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2022 10:38 am

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Bagels wrote:

Caller Bob wrote:

No straight man eats Wheat Thins.

real men eat Triscuits

Chicken in a Biscuit!

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SpiralStairs

Post subject: Re: Best Wheat Thins Variety

Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2022 10:42 am

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a retard wrote:

Bagels wrote:

Caller Bob wrote:

No straight man eats Wheat Thins.

real men eat Triscuits

This real man eats both. At the same time.

I could see the appeal of a Triscuit, Wheat Thin sandwich. The real debate is which cracker would be the meat and which would be relegated to the role of the bread. I think it's obvious which one I'd choose. :wink:

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Franky T

Post subject: Re: Best Wheat Thins Variety

Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2022 11:03 am

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Bagels wrote:

Caller Bob wrote:

No straight man eats Wheat Thins.

real men eat Triscuits

A Wheat Thin would crumble trying to dip in a cheese spread. A Triscuit cuts through it like a warm knife through butter.

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Nas

Post subject: Re: Best Wheat Thins Variety

Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2022 11:08 am

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Franky T wrote:

Bagels wrote:

Caller Bob wrote:

No straight man eats Wheat Thins.

real men eat Triscuits

A Wheat Thin would crumble trying to dip in a cheese spread. A Triscuit cuts through it like a warm knife through butter.

Wheat Thins don't need a spread to make them edible.

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SpiralStairs

Post subject: Re: Best Wheat Thins Variety

Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2022 11:15 am

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Franky T wrote:

Bagels wrote:

Caller Bob wrote:

No straight man eats Wheat Thins.

real men eat Triscuits

A Wheat Thin would crumble trying to dip in a cheese spread. A Triscuit cuts through it like a warm knife through butter.

Taking a cheese grater to the roof of my mouth to own the libs

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Terry's Peeps

Post subject: Re: Best Wheat Thins Variety

Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2022 11:21 am

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SpiralStairs wrote:

Caller Bob wrote:

No straight man eats Wheat Thins.

Then why did you beg to share a box with me at the peep show last weekend? :lol:

Thank you both for coming.

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Terry's Peeps

Post subject: Re: Best Wheat Thins Variety

Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2022 11:21 am

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Tall Midget wrote:

Bagels wrote:

Caller Bob wrote:

No straight man eats Wheat Thins.

real men eat Triscuits

Chicken in a Biscuit!

This guy gets it.

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Caller Bob

Post subject: Re: Best Wheat Thins Variety

Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2022 11:25 am

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Terry's Peeps wrote:

SpiralStairs wrote:

Caller Bob wrote:

No straight man eats Wheat Thins.

Then why did you beg to share a box with me at the peep show last weekend? :lol:

Thank you both for coming.

Only one of us came.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: Best Wheat Thins Variety

Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2022 11:31 am

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Terry's Peeps wrote:

Tall Midget wrote:

Bagels wrote:

Caller Bob wrote:

No straight man eats Wheat Thins.

real men eat Triscuits

Chicken in a Biscuit!

This guy gets it.

You guys would like those. Just the smell of those things makes me puke.

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SpiralStairs

Post subject: Re: Best Wheat Thins Variety

Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2022 11:44 am

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Caller Bob wrote:

Terry's Peeps wrote:

SpiralStairs wrote:

Caller Bob wrote:

No straight man eats Wheat Thins.

Then why did you beg to share a box with me at the peep show last weekend? :lol:

Thank you both for coming.

Only one of us came.

I faked it

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Spaulding

Post subject: Re: Best Wheat Thins Variety

Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2022 11:46 am

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Yeah those are gross. I like club crackers.

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Franky T

Post subject: Re: Best Wheat Thins Variety

Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2022 11:46 am

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Nas wrote:

Franky T wrote:

Bagels wrote:

Caller Bob wrote:

No straight man eats Wheat Thins.

real men eat Triscuits

A Wheat Thin would crumble trying to dip in a cheese spread. A Triscuit cuts through it like a warm knife through butter.

Wheat Thins don't need a spread to make them edible.

Do you a spoon to eat cheese spread?

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Nas

Post subject: Re: Best Wheat Thins Variety

Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2022 11:49 am

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Franky T wrote:

Nas wrote:

Franky T wrote:

Bagels wrote:

Caller Bob wrote:

No straight man eats Wheat Thins.

real men eat Triscuits

A Wheat Thin would crumble trying to dip in a cheese spread. A Triscuit cuts through it like a warm knife through butter.

Wheat Thins don't need a spread to make them edible.

Do you a spoon to eat cheese spread?

Are you watching me?

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KDdidit

Post subject: Re: Best Wheat Thins Variety

Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2022 12:06 pm

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Wheat Thins, Ritz, and Club crackers are all dosed with sugar, of course they're good. Wheat Thins have the most, making them FAR SUPERIOR.

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Nardi

Post subject: Re: Best Wheat Thins Variety

Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2022 12:08 pm

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Douchebag wrote:

What's your favorite Wheat Thin to dip in cum?

Welcome back, you piece of shit!!!!

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Caller Bob

Post subject: Re: Best Wheat Thins Variety

Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2022 12:13 pm

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SpiralStairs wrote:

Caller Bob wrote:

Terry's Peeps wrote:

SpiralStairs wrote:

Caller Bob wrote:

No straight man eats Wheat Thins.

Then why did you beg to share a box with me at the peep show last weekend? :lol:

Thank you both for coming.

Only one of us came.

I faked it

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City of Fools

Post subject: Re: Best Wheat Thins Variety

Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2022 12:45 pm

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Spaulding wrote:

Yeah those are gross. I like club crackers.

soft crackers are in a different snack category than hard crackers.

I get hard. Don't get soft.

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Nardi

Post subject: Re: Best Wheat Thins Variety

Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2022 12:55 pm

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extra toasty cheeze-its

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Spaulding

Post subject: Re: Best Wheat Thins Variety

Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2022 12:56 pm

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I like the toasteds butter crisp or those raincoast type crackers

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