I was in a zoom pre-trial and was shooting the shit with the other attorney who's a buddy of mine. Gave him the following choice with a gun to his head, complete with all the caveats I had to add in response to his questions while making his choice:


Choice 1: You have to have all night sex with Megan Rapinoe. Caveat, you are in your early 20s body and can and must go multiple times over the course of the night


Choice 2: You have to go on a weekend road trip with Megan Rapinoe. Caveat, you can't listen to the radio unless it's NPR or MSNBC. Caveat, the drive itself is at least 5 hours. Caveat, she is driving and doesn't go above the speed limit.

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Either sounds like a better option than being a jurist on a trial involving you and your buddy.

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“How do you get to be president and you’re stupid?” Donald J Trump - 4/10/25
When a clown moves into a palace, he doesn't become a king. The palace turns into a circus. - Turkish Proverb

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The Court will accord substantial deference to the government's immigration policies, particularly those that implicate matters of national security.

You guys were having the conversation over Zoom? Presumably in a breakout room, where the judge could pop in at any moment?

always choose the sex, but I ain't getting pegged in the moon. I'm allowed to so no to things, right, and just have to agree to the generalized act.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Her vagina never had a dick in it. And she has keggles. It's probably tighter than a teenager down there.

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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.

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work comp isn't that formal. But when the Arbitrator pops in obviously we stop talking about whatever we are talking about. Or ask the Arbitrator the same question.

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I can’t wait to see this on Court Cam.