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SpiralStairs
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The menstrual cycle changes among Hassidic Jewish women was something as well.
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K Effective
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Homer: What with television and the Internet, kids practically raise themselves these days.
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To start, press any key. Where's the any key?

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Hawaii (fuck) You
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Terry's Peeps
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Ripped from the headlines...


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Zippy-The-Pinhead
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If we nominate Trump we will get destroyed & we'll deserve it.- L Graham
I’m going to enforce all laws concerning the protection of classified information. No one will be above the law.- DJT 2016
MAY THEY ROT IN HELL. AGAIN, MERRY CHRISTMAS!- DJT 12/25/23
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For our esteemed lawyers:

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You overpriced, underbrained, glorified notary publics!

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Are you stoned or pissed off, or both, when you create these postings?
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SpiralStairs
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When I grow up I'm going to Bovine University!

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The menstrual cycle changes among Hassidic Jewish women was something as well.
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Zippy-The-Pinhead
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”People do a lot of strange things in commercials, like eat at Arbys”.

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If we nominate Trump we will get destroyed & we'll deserve it.- L Graham
I’m going to enforce all laws concerning the protection of classified information. No one will be above the law.- DJT 2016
MAY THEY ROT IN HELL. AGAIN, MERRY CHRISTMAS!- DJT 12/25/23
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K Effective
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Strike? You don't go on strike! You go in to work and do your job really half-assed, THAT's the American way!
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K Effective
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brick (/brik/) verb
1. block or enclose with a wall of bricks
2. Proper response would be to ask an endless series of follow ups until the person regrets having spoken to you in the first place.
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SuperNintendoHjalmarsson
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Women will like what I tell them to like.

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'Your AT&T Universal Card has arrived'? Oh God, Kick-fucking-ass, I got a Master Card! I don't believe it, man. Life is kinda cool sometimes.
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SuperNintendoHjalmarsson
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Lisa needs braces.

DENTAL PLAN!

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'Your AT&T Universal Card has arrived'? Oh God, Kick-fucking-ass, I got a Master Card! I don't believe it, man. Life is kinda cool sometimes.
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Terry's Peeps
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SuperNintendoHjalmarsson wrote:
Women will like what I tell them to like.


This isn't the deni$ quote depository...

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Frank Coztansa
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Marge, a gun isn't a weapon. Its a tool. Like a harpoon, or an alligator.

Smithers, there's a rocket in my pocket.

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It's more fun to be a victim
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There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.
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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater
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This anonymous clan of slack-jawed troglodytes has cost me the election, and yet if I were to have them killed...I would be the one to go to jail.

That's democracy for you!

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Darkside
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This Ends in Antioch
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Well then, I see you’ve played knifey-spooney before!

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Warren Newson
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In recognition of LTG's "At What Point In Life Were You Shot" thread, how about:

Moe: It's like my dad always said "eventually everybody gets shot."
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chaspoppcap
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Right Lisa, just like the time you tried to tell me there was some magical animal that we get ham,bacon and pork chops from.

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When I am stuck and need to figure something out I always remember the Immortal words of Socrates when he said:"I just drank what?"
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Curious Hair
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Remember when you were stalking Charles Kuralt because you thought he dug up your garden?

Well, something did!

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SuperNintendoHjalmarsson
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Hey Homer, who's the manatee?

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'Your AT&T Universal Card has arrived'? Oh God, Kick-fucking-ass, I got a Master Card! I don't believe it, man. Life is kinda cool sometimes.
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W_Z
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Hey Marge, what’s your favorite radio station?

….

Well, Marge?

What?

What’s your favorite radio station?
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OscarTangoEcho
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Chief Wiggum answering the phone:"Uh no, this is 9-1-2"
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Curious Hair
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It's Kearns, stupid!

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SpiralStairs
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Curious Hair wrote:
It's Kearns, stupid!


Oh, he card read good!

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SpiralStairs
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I thought I recognized you! I gave you a plate of corn muffins back in 1947 to paint my chicken coop, and you never did it!

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