Late kick tonight, with (Pro Bowl QB) Trubisky getting the start. Let us drink and revel in the future of arguably the worst sports franchise in Chicago for the last decade.

He will go 1-for-1.

Dr. Ken Hot Take.

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My Maserati does 186.

worst franchise for the last quarter-century: the Blackhawks finished first in '91 and went to the Final in '92 and the Cubs helped people forgive baseball in '98

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Yeah, but Devin Hester.

Which NFL team has the stupidest fanbase and why isn't it the Chicago Bears?

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Sherman remarked, "Well, Grant, we've had the devil's own day, haven't we?" Grant looked up. "Yes," he replied, followed by a puff. "Yes. Lick 'em tomorrow, though."

Nah, Packers fans are a little savvier about the game. I don't think the Packers get false starts from crowd noise at home.

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When was the last time you were in or around Tampa Bay?

I avoid that side of the state but I imagine Bucs fans are pretty dumb too.

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Going hard for the 2nd exhibition game.

Save it.

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My Maserati does 186.

J-E-T-S JETS! JETS! JETS!

Bears can't run a screen? The hell you say!

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Great return and a 11 yard run. Then awfulness.

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It's just So Bears to run two screens back-to-back, the first being the "attempt" to get Kevin White involved in the offense to get his confidence up. Nothing quite like a "make a play" screen to get a guy over his worries about performing in the NFL.

Kevin White just got physically mauled by a guy 5'9 190

Crevon Le'Dumbass.

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Leonard Floyd getting held like a sonofabitch on that defensive holding play.

Fuck, no Fox32 game on Sling tonight. Going to have to listen to the 780 feed.

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"When people want their version of the truth, they go find it, no matter how baseless their beliefs." -- Ken Rosenthal

They got a break on that call.

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Yeah, how can there be "interference with the opportunity to make a catch" when there wasn't even an attempt to make the catch?

Glennon is fucking terrible. My Man Mitch, please.

Damn. Cohen is quick.

This Cohen kid is FAAAAST. Holy shit.

At the risk of my meatball showing (hey buddy), I'm about done with Glennon.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Our WR's are absolutely fucking terrible. The 'bigger' receivers, not only can they not get open, they are pussies when it comes to fighing for the ball.

DAHHHH, I wanna see dat Ug-why-o kid!

Whoo hoo, 3 points!

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Jesus Christ.

Can the Bears call a play where Glennon has to throw a 20 + yard pass. Or at least a 10 yard pass. Ok, we just got a 10 yarder for an incomplete pass before the field goal.

These bubble screens and dump offs do nothing. Let's see what the fuck he can do.

Just call some deeper routes for White for the love of God. Let's see what he can do as well.

I loved the 20 minutes of "Bears Pre-game" dedicated to telling us.."hey three points ain't too shabby!"

BBM is having a hell of a time back in the studio, all the recorded audio is messed up and missing from the stream, and then they play two commercials simultaneously.

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"When people want their version of the truth, they go find it, no matter how baseless their beliefs." -- Ken Rosenthal