In Darien right now. His non cte son is playing cte son. Should I show him the board?

He is aware of the board, I'm sure.

Show him something he'll never forget.

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Ask to be his new partner.

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"This is Chicago, my friend. Anything can happen."

Teams will meet again tomorrow.

He actually posted under his name here for a brief time many years ago.

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Pull a Gillooly on him.

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Sex isn't dirty, sex isn't a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults.

-Hank Kingsley

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"This is Chicago, my friend. Anything can happen."

that's too close to my hone, get him away from me.

definitely start a conversation about sports.. sounds like he likes when randoms do that to him.

Act like you don't know who he is, but casually approach him and find a way to mention that you think the Bears will turn it around now that we have Bear weather.

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I'll do these tomorrow if he's there. We'll be far away, billy.

Ask him how he feels about DiCaro.

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I should wear something that my boobs hang out of tomorrow.

one of my all time favorite pictures i have is one of me and bernstein at that anniversary whatever party years ago. it's impossible to tell which one of us is more uncomfortable in the picture.

He will be unable to resit if you say something like..."as a woman sincerely interested in sports, I would love to hear your thoughts about what Julie DiCaro adds to the station?"

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Boom. Get on it, Spaulding.

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Do all of these things. Try to find Trump's "Make America Great Again" hats. Put that on before you approach him.

Tell him your son has had 5 concussions playing hockey. But you're not concerned. jAnd that you refuse to take him to a Doctor. You just tell him to toughen up.

If you do all of these things you will be brought up on Monday's show.

Bernstein: Terry, I've got to tell you about the crazy women I met at my son's hockey game. Boy, she was a jem. If Hollywood ever made "Meatball Mom" I found the actress. Anyway, she approaches me and, of course, Trump hat. Then she starts talking...

Oh shit, over on 75th by the fields by the high school? I drove right by there on my way home.

I could have met Spaulding!

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"When people want their version of the truth, they go find it, no matter how baseless their beliefs." -- Ken Rosenthal

That, and be sure to stick out your cans and say you used to do the weather in Poughkeepsie or someplace like that.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Give him a ROLL TIDE!

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Sex isn't dirty, sex isn't a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults.

-Hank Kingsley

If you do, please take a selfie with him. Then post it here. Asking for a friend.

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This is always correct.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

Wear a Joe Paterno shirt and a Make America Great Again hat. Walk up to Bernstein and tell him you heard about his wife's business and that you and your husband are looking to renew your vows with a big, expensive second wedding.

We'll see how principled he really is.

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You're a hot little sports slut, Spaulding.

Thank you for being you!

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I like thinking big. . . If you're going to be thinking anything, you might as well think big.
-Donald J. Trump, BPE

Also, wear a Jesus crucifix necklace in fully display over your exposed breasts.

There is so much for you to do, Spaulding. I hope you're writing it down. Study it in the car before you go in.

Tell him his kid sucks and is too short. #neverbeenajewishgoalie

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Elections have consequences.

Spaulding, if you do all of these thing, Dan will literally self implode (Yes, Dan, literally applies here because you would)

Help us, Spaulding. You're our only hope.

If nothing else, fake a bad southside accent and ask him if he knows Mike North.

For sure - then add that Nort used to hold court at a bar your brudder and anudder brudder owned.

He won't be able to take it. Game over.

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"This is Chicago, my friend. Anything can happen."

Introduce yourself as "Ice Girl" and ask him how Drinky's marriage is going.

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