Tad Queasy wrote:
sjboyd0137 wrote:
spmack wrote:
Supposed to be on with Kap so maybe he'll explain himself.
KRAPLAN wrote:
BRO, WHAT'S GOING ON? STRUGGLING WITH THE BAT? I WAS DRIVING IN THIS MORNING IN MY CORVETTE, AND I'M THINKING TO MYSELF, YOU KNOW WHAT RIZZ-DOG NEEDS? A LOU MALNATI'S PIZZA. A BIG ONE. I'LL HOOK YOU UP.

Last week, I heard the fucker say he was in line at Bed, Bath, and Beyond and happened to see a woman buying a pillow. The (imaginary) conversation (that he thrice swore actually happened) went something like this:
Kap: Hey, you buying a pillow?
Woman: Yeah, just found this one sitting on the counter here. I don't really care...
Kap: Seriously? Hey, doll, you gotta check out My Pillow. In fact, I happen to have a code here. Go home and order one.
Woman: Thanks, Mr. Clean! (Puts pillow back. Walks out.)
Then he followed it by apologizing to BBB for costing them a sale.
His commercial reads (and his personality in general) remind me of a sleazy salesman. Like a less genuine Herb Tarlek.