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Author:  good dolphin [ Fri Apr 25, 2025 6:37 am ]
Post subject:  Clay Matthews

steroid bloated, fake tough guy, cornball

Author:  a retard [ Fri Apr 25, 2025 6:48 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Clay Matthews

Still, it was pretty funny. And it will be even more so after the Bears beat them twice this season.

Author:  This Ends in Antioch [ Fri Apr 25, 2025 7:05 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Clay Matthews

I knew something was off when he pretended he was going to read something off a paper.

Author:  W_Z [ Fri Apr 25, 2025 7:17 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Clay Matthews

sarah spain posted something about this on FB but i didn't see the context and just assumed it was more TDS.

Author:  Tall Midget [ Fri Apr 25, 2025 7:19 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Clay Matthews

good dolphin wrote:
steroid bloated, fake tough guy, cornball


All true. But it was still really funny. My 14-year-old was super pissed, though. He's ready to go to war with the whole hamlet of Green Bay.

Author:  Seacrest [ Fri Apr 25, 2025 7:36 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Clay Matthews

This Ends in Antioch wrote:
I knew something was off when he pretended he was going to read something off a paper.


:lol: :lol:

Author:  Brick [ Fri Apr 25, 2025 7:42 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Clay Matthews

Just more motivation for Caleb Williams.

Author:  Tall Midget [ Fri Apr 25, 2025 7:51 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Clay Matthews

Brick wrote:
Just more motivation for Caleb Williams.


He's so angry that I heard he painted his fingernails black after having a (Courtney Cronin-approved) good cry.

Author:  Brick [ Fri Apr 25, 2025 7:52 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Clay Matthews

Tall Midget wrote:
Brick wrote:
Just more motivation for Caleb Williams.


He's so angry that I heard he painted his fingernails black after having a (Courtney Cronin-approved) good cry.

Only Bears QB to not have a losing record against the Packers since Sid Luckman(probably).

Author:  BigW72 [ Fri Apr 25, 2025 8:50 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Clay Matthews

Tall Midget wrote:
good dolphin wrote:
steroid bloated, fake tough guy, cornball


All true. But it was still really funny. My 14-year-old was super pissed, though. He's ready to go to war with the whole hamlet of Green Bay.

Agreed. Fuck Clay and Fuck the Packers, but objectively, it was funny.

I would really prefer the NFL stop scheduling Bears v. Packers last week of the season. When the 2025 Bears go 1-1 or 2-0 against the Packers I'd like it to be in a more meaningful point of the season.

Author:  KDdidit [ Fri Apr 25, 2025 8:59 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Clay Matthews

Harbaugh 6-2
McNown 2-0
Orton 3-1 :drunken:
Griese 1-0

Author:  Ricky11Slade [ Fri Apr 25, 2025 9:00 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Clay Matthews

KDdidit wrote:
Harbaugh 6-2
McNown 2-0
Orton 3-1 :drunken:
Griese 1-0


even Grossman was 3-2

Author:  good dolphin [ Fri Apr 25, 2025 9:04 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Clay Matthews

Tall Midget wrote:
good dolphin wrote:
steroid bloated, fake tough guy, cornball


All true. But it was still really funny. My 14-year-old was super pissed, though. He's ready to go to war with the whole hamlet of Green Bay.


good boy. well raised.

Author:  Brick [ Fri Apr 25, 2025 9:06 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Clay Matthews

KDdidit wrote:
Harbaugh 6-2
McNown 2-0
Orton 3-1 :drunken:
Griese 1-0

That's pretty embarrassing for the Packers.

Author:  good dolphin [ Fri Apr 25, 2025 9:07 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Clay Matthews

Ricky11Slade wrote:
KDdidit wrote:
Harbaugh 6-2
McNown 2-0
Orton 3-1 :drunken:
Griese 1-0


even Grossman was 3-2


Mc Mahon has to have a great record. Ditka owned the Pack.

Kids today take it for granted that they packers were always good. They were rarely competitive in my youth.

Author:  Hawg Ass [ Fri Apr 25, 2025 9:39 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Clay Matthews

Since 1992, Packers 51 victories, Bears 15.

Author:  Juiced [ Fri Apr 25, 2025 9:58 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Clay Matthews

good dolphin wrote:
steroid bloated, fake tough guy, cornball


I loved it. Maybe if some of our players had this meatball rival attitude we would win a few of these games against GB and not hear, "It's just another game."

Author:  Juiced [ Fri Apr 25, 2025 10:03 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Clay Matthews

Hawg Ass wrote:
Since 1992, Packers 51 victories, Bears 15.


Since 2007, Hawg Ass successful troll attempts: 18, failures 1,257.2

Author:  Hawg Ass [ Fri Apr 25, 2025 10:09 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Clay Matthews

Juiced wrote:
Hawg Ass wrote:
Since 1992, Packers 51 victories, Bears 15.


Since 2007, Hawg Ass successful troll attempts: 18, failures 1,257.2

I had me down for 19, but will accept 18.

Author:  Nardi [ Fri Apr 25, 2025 10:24 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Clay Matthews

Hawg Ass wrote:
Juiced wrote:
Hawg Ass wrote:
Since 1992, Packers 51 victories, Bears 15.


Since 2007, Hawg Ass successful troll attempts: 18, failures 1,257.2

I had me down for 19, but will accept 18.

It's a good percentage. A successful troll is something rarely seen anymore. "I fucked your mom in the ass last night" is a TLDR these days. We just saw Midget give his best effort in the draft thread and it was 'pfft'. Tough business, trolling.

Author:  Brick [ Fri Apr 25, 2025 10:42 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Clay Matthews

Hawg Ass wrote:
Since 1992, Packers 51 victories, Bears 15.

That's in the past now.

Author:  Tall Midget [ Fri Apr 25, 2025 10:44 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Clay Matthews

Nardi wrote:
Hawg Ass wrote:
Juiced wrote:
Hawg Ass wrote:
Since 1992, Packers 51 victories, Bears 15.


Since 2007, Hawg Ass successful troll attempts: 18, failures 1,257.2

I had me down for 19, but will accept 18.

It's a good percentage. A successful troll is something rarely seen anymore. "I fucked your mom in the ass last night" is a TLDR these days. We just saw Midget give his best effort in the draft thread and it was 'pfft'. Tough business, trolling.


I have no idea what you're talking about. Bears fans are looking at Williams through the same rose-colored glasses they used on Fields. The two are quite similar, really. Neither player can read defenses, neither gets rid of the ball on time, both of them struggle with accuracy, and both of them take way too many sacks.

Author:  Brick [ Fri Apr 25, 2025 10:48 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Clay Matthews

Tall Midget wrote:
Nardi wrote:
Hawg Ass wrote:
Juiced wrote:
Hawg Ass wrote:
Since 1992, Packers 51 victories, Bears 15.


Since 2007, Hawg Ass successful troll attempts: 18, failures 1,257.2

I had me down for 19, but will accept 18.

It's a good percentage. A successful troll is something rarely seen anymore. "I fucked your mom in the ass last night" is a TLDR these days. We just saw Midget give his best effort in the draft thread and it was 'pfft'. Tough business, trolling.


I have no idea what you're talking about. Bears fans are looking at Williams through the same rose-colored glasses they used on Fields. The two are quite similar, really. Neither player can read defenses, neither gets rid of the ball on time, both of them struggle with accuracy, and both of them take way too many sacks.

Stop worrying about year 1. If those don't improve significantly in year 2 then be worried. Rookie production mostly doesn't matter.

Author:  Tall Midget [ Fri Apr 25, 2025 10:54 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Clay Matthews

It matters when you spend your offseason having your girlfriend paint your toenails in Denmark instead actually trying to get better at football.

Author:  Nardi [ Fri Apr 25, 2025 11:00 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Clay Matthews

Tall Midget wrote:
Nardi wrote:
Hawg Ass wrote:
Juiced wrote:
Hawg Ass wrote:
Since 1992, Packers 51 victories, Bears 15.


Since 2007, Hawg Ass successful troll attempts: 18, failures 1,257.2

I had me down for 19, but will accept 18.

It's a good percentage. A successful troll is something rarely seen anymore. "I fucked your mom in the ass last night" is a TLDR these days. We just saw Midget give his best effort in the draft thread and it was 'pfft'. Tough business, trolling.


I have no idea what you're talking about. Bears fans are looking at Williams through the same rose-colored glasses they used on Fields. The two are quite similar, really. Neither player can read defenses, neither gets rid of the ball on time, both of them struggle with accuracy, and both of them take way too many sacks.

Tall Midget wrote:
But a lot of your thoughts have a strongly dissociative, hallucinatory quality to them. Maybe hire a round-the-clock team of cognitive and psychological therapists to address your wanton mental disorders, get on some meds, and check back in a few months from now. I have confidence you'll be able to make a modicum of sense at that time.

By the way, who's Clay Williams? One of your imaginary "friends"? Get the dead mouse out of your pocket and try to reconnect with reality.


A lot of effort. I honestly appreciate the effort. But we, the admirers of the long form troll, are becoming few and far between.

Author:  Tall Midget [ Fri Apr 25, 2025 11:09 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Clay Matthews

Long-time Juiced readers should know that's an honest assessment rather than a troll job.

Author:  Juiced [ Fri Apr 25, 2025 12:11 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Clay Matthews

Tall Midget wrote:
It matters when you spend your offseason having your girlfriend paint your toenails in Denmark instead actually trying to get better at football.



Source? Trust me bro!

Author:  Tall Midget [ Fri Apr 25, 2025 12:19 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Clay Matthews

Juiced wrote:
Tall Midget wrote:
It matters when you spend your offseason having your girlfriend paint your toenails in Denmark instead actually trying to get better at football.



Source? Trust me bro!


https://www.esquire.com/sports/a64304402/caleb-williams-chicago-bears-interview-2025/

Author:  Juiced [ Fri Apr 25, 2025 12:38 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Clay Matthews

Tall Midget wrote:
Juiced wrote:
Tall Midget wrote:
It matters when you spend your offseason having your girlfriend paint your toenails in Denmark instead actually trying to get better at football.



Source? Trust me bro!


https://www.esquire.com/sports/a64304402/caleb-williams-chicago-bears-interview-2025/


So you're saying his girlfriend painting his toenails in Denmark has prohibited him from getting better at football? And you say I am the one with strongly, dissociative, hallucinatory thoughts.

Author:  Tall Midget [ Fri Apr 25, 2025 1:00 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Clay Matthews

Juiced wrote:
Tall Midget wrote:
Juiced wrote:
Tall Midget wrote:
It matters when you spend your offseason having your girlfriend paint your toenails in Denmark instead actually trying to get better at football.



Source? Trust me bro!


https://www.esquire.com/sports/a64304402/caleb-williams-chicago-bears-interview-2025/


So you're saying his girlfriend painting his toenails in Denmark has prohibited him from getting better at football? And you say I am the one with strongly, dissociative, hallucinatory thoughts.


You're right. Hanging out with your girlfriend in the cafes of Copenhagen is the perfect formula to prepare for an NFL season, especially following a pretty dismal rookie year. :lol:

Your performance here does nothing to dissuade me from the view that you occupy a hallucinatory reality.

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