Sex, putting the moves on a chick, Christmas, International Bird Migration Week, and the bottom half of any World Series any Chicago team has won in the past century....the build-up is the thing.

40 will feel like 75 after these 2 shitty months

The wife was excited to see a pair of orioles in our back yard recently. Flashy little buggers.

Man, you jealous

January is a good month. Playoffs, hockey, stuff.

February is stupid, but at least it's short, and pitchers and catchers report.

Aside from the birthdays or both my wife and myself I have little use for February. It is a good vacation time if you are old enough to be without kids. All the other people with kids have theirs in schools then.

I sense a...

We get a Feb 29th this year.

The rare Five Saturday February, which only happens about once every 30 years.

Without question the two worst months of the year and third place(August or March) isn't even close.

Cold.
Dreary.
Valentines Day.
Short days.
Only 3 good football weekends(Super Bowl is a decent night but a pretty bad football weekend).
Getting together tax stuff.
Ice.
You feel like it is your duty to improve yourself but deep down you know you won't.
Almost no more days off.

I should move to a place where I can avoid January and February.

Let's put that extra day in June.

Yup. Also, when we begin daylight savings and lose the hour, that should happen at Noon on a Monday.

Why not just make February 30 days and shorten December and January to 30 days?

Where's this 28 day thing come from?

No, I'm not googling it.

Why not just make February 30 days and shorten December and January to 30 days?

Where's this 28 day thing come from?

No, I'm not googling it.

It's actually because the earth takes 365 and a quarter days to orbit around the sun. So every four years, we make up that quarter day with a leap year.

Bump.