Raw Recap
- Johnny Ace is now the General Manager of Raw AND Smackdown. He opened the show with a backstage meeting with talent, promising not to abuse his power before proceeding to abuse power.
- The Rock showed up! He's the guy who won at Wrestlemania against John Cena. Clean!
- The Rock put over Cena in his promo, and got the crowd spontaneously chanting "JHC", standing for Jesus H. Christ.
- Rock claimed this was not the end but just the beginning, crowd responded with a,"YES! YES! YES! YES!" chant.
- The Rock wants to be WWE Champion!
- Santino successfully defended his US Title in a Triple Threat against Ziggler and Swagger. After the match Santino escaped an angry Ziggler and Swagger and was defended by Brodus Clay, who headbutted Ziggler out of the air
- Lord Tensai debuted! Cole admitted that he is a "former WWE Star who went to Japan and has returned"
- Tensai won his debut after the ref called a stoppage - Riley got in zero offense and was squashed in more ways than one.
- Mark Henry loving owns
- The crowd (which was awesome) started a,"NO! NO! NO!" chant when Mark Henry broke up their,"YES! YES! YES!" chant
- Mark Henry won a title match against CM Punk, but it was by count-out meaning Punk retained. A furious Henry gave Punk the World's Strongest Slam on the outside. Johnny Ace came out post-match and announced "dark clouds" on Punk's horizon and a "natural disaster".
- Jericho came out and promised to lead Punk down the lonely road to alcoholism, and poured Jack Daniels all over his face, then smashed another bottle over his head (the bottle broke in Jericho's hand but shush)
- Sheamus came out and the crowd mic was muted due to boos (I don't think anyone dislikes Sheamus), then Del Rio immediately arrived and the crowd began chanting,"SI! SI! SI! SI!"
- The crowd refused to follow the Sheamus/Del Rio promo, chanting for Bryan constantly. When Del Rio's mic cut out, he turned to get a new one and turned back into a Brogue Kick.
- Daniel Bryan was interviewed backstage but just glared at the interviewer
- Kofi defeated Cody when Big Show came out and distracted Cody with an embarassing video of Cody's defeat at Mania
- Abraham Washington wants to manage Mark Henry
- Eve came out and said her Wrestlemania moment was successfully manipulating Zack Ryder and humiliating him, talking up Johnny Ace as a man of power
- The Miz defeated Zack Ryder
- Cena came out for his promo and said he never considered losing in the entire year-long buildup to Mania, because the moment you do that you have already lost. The crowd chanted,"You're a loser!"
- Cena asked if now was the time to snap at the WWE Universe, the crowd chanted,"YES! YES! YES!" at him. He said he wouldn't, a man stands up and admits the truth, and he got beaten at Mania by the Rock.
- Cena said he wasn't calling out the Rock because that was settled. Crowd chanted,"WE WANT LESNAR!"
- Cena started chanting Yes yes yes! too, and namedropped Daniel Bryan
- BUH-ROCK LESSSSNNNAAAARRRRRR!!!!











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Drop In wrote:
I'm picturing a 12 year old Bob Loblaw bitching out a Randy Savage Wrestling Buddy for botching his finisher. Also envisioning Bob Loblaw getting bitched at for lighting the living room table on fire for said finisher.