Knock him on his ass. He's the softest 6'8 275 lb guy ever.
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| Author: | rogers park bryan [ Wed May 23, 2012 3:07 pm ] |
| Post subject: | I invented a new way to Beat LBJ |
Knock him on his ass. He's the softest 6'8 275 lb guy ever.
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| Author: | lipidquadcab [ Wed May 23, 2012 3:08 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: I invented a new way to Beat LBJ |
Heart Attack wrote: pfft
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| Author: | rogers park bryan [ Wed May 23, 2012 3:12 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: I invented a new way to Beat LBJ |
immessedup17 wrote: This post could have easily fit into an existing thread. Panther. Think of it as "rpb's miscellaneous NBA thoughts" |
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| Author: | Douchebag [ Wed May 23, 2012 3:19 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: I invented a new way to Beat LBJ |
   
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| Author: | Douchebag [ Wed May 23, 2012 3:32 pm ] |
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immessedup17 wrote: 3 of those are good, but... That isn't a flop. Tyson is the bigger guy, he left his feet, and his shoulder hit LeBron's head. It was definitely a foul, but Lebron over-sold it and got a flagrant call instead. Look at his movement after the initial hit. |
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| Author: | Terry's Peeps [ Wed May 23, 2012 3:41 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: I invented a new way to Beat LBJ |
immessedup17 wrote: Is leaving your feet to deliver a shoulder to the head hit not a flagrant? We have different definitions of "leaving your feet." |
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| Author: | Krazy Ivan [ Wed May 23, 2012 3:47 pm ] |
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That isn't a flagrant anything... |
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| Author: | sjboyd0137 [ Wed May 23, 2012 3:49 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: I invented a new way to Beat LBJ |
Jeezus...he flops more than an Italian striker playing for Manchester United! |
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| Author: | spmack [ Wed May 23, 2012 3:50 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: I invented a new way to Beat LBJ |
I just realized this was a parody thread. 
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| Author: | SomeGuy [ Wed May 23, 2012 3:52 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: I invented a new way to Beat LBJ |
Top notch thread, fellas. |
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| Author: | spmack [ Wed May 23, 2012 3:55 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: I invented a new way to Beat LBJ |
SomeGuy wrote: Top notch thread, fellas. 
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| Author: | SomeGuy [ Wed May 23, 2012 3:56 pm ] |
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spmack wrote: SomeGuy wrote: Top notch thread, fellas. C'mon, man.... |
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| Author: | Douchebag [ Wed May 23, 2012 3:59 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: I invented a new way to Beat LBJ |
immessedup17 wrote: Is leaving your feet to deliver a shoulder to the head hit not a flagrant? It was a moving screen and should have been whistled as a foul. The only time Chandler's feet leave the ground is after the initial contact is delivered, and that was probably due to running into a 275 pound mammoth. That wasn't a flagrant foul. |
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| Author: | Terry's Peeps [ Wed May 23, 2012 4:09 pm ] |
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immessedup17 wrote: Terry's Peeps wrote: immessedup17 wrote: Is leaving your feet to deliver a shoulder to the head hit not a flagrant? We have different definitions of "leaving your feet." Both of his feet are off the ground at one point. He launched into him. What is your definition? He never launched into him. His feet lost contact with the floor after James ran into the screen. |
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| Author: | spmack [ Wed May 23, 2012 4:09 pm ] |
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BRick vs IMU vibe going on.....I'm outta here. |
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| Author: | Terry's Peeps [ Wed May 23, 2012 4:10 pm ] |
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spmack wrote: BRick vs IMU vibe going on.....I'm outta here. Why? This is your thing. |
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| Author: | Brick [ Wed May 23, 2012 4:11 pm ] |
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spmack wrote: BRick vs IMU vibe going on.....I'm outta here. I assume that means that IMU is being made to look foolish.
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| Author: | spmack [ Wed May 23, 2012 4:13 pm ] |
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Terry's Peeps wrote: spmack wrote: BRick vs IMU vibe going on.....I'm outta here. Why? This is your thing. Because this isn't a pissing match. |
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| Author: | spmack [ Wed May 23, 2012 4:13 pm ] |
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Boilermaker Rick wrote: spmack wrote: BRick vs IMU vibe going on.....I'm outta here. I assume that means that IMU is being made to look foolish.
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| Author: | beervendor [ Wed May 23, 2012 4:16 pm ] |
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SomeGuy wrote: Top notch thread, fellas. 
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| Author: | Terry's Peeps [ Wed May 23, 2012 4:31 pm ] |
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| Ok buddy. Keep seeing what you want. |
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| Author: | Douchebag [ Wed May 23, 2012 4:33 pm ] |
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I don't think anyone is saying it isn't a foul, but there's just no way it was a flagrant foul. The only reason Lebron got the call that happened was because of Lebron's complete overreaction to what happened. |
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| Author: | Terry's Peeps [ Wed May 23, 2012 4:35 pm ] |
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Leaving your feet.  Not leaving your feet.
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| Author: | Douchebag [ Wed May 23, 2012 4:38 pm ] |
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immessedup17 wrote: Douchebag wrote: I don't think anyone is saying it isn't a foul, but there's just no way it was a flagrant foul. The only reason Lebron got the call that happened was because of Lebron's complete overreaction to what happened. Then define a flagrant foul? Launching your shoulder into a person's head is a flagrant. I don't see how anyone is even trying to argue the fact that he launched into Lebron's head. I HATE Lebron, and I can still see it was a shitty foul. He didn't even hit him in the head. The contact was made in his upper back. Strike Two |
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| Author: | Terry's Peeps [ Wed May 23, 2012 4:41 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: I invented a new way to Beat LBJ |
IMU having a tough go. "He left his feet."  "He hit his head..."
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| Author: | SomeGuy [ Wed May 23, 2012 4:45 pm ] |
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| Author: | Douchebag [ Wed May 23, 2012 4:45 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: I invented a new way to Beat LBJ |
Unfortunately the immutable laws of physics contradict the whole premise of your account. Allow me to reconstruct this if I may for BRick as I've heard this story a number of times. Terry, IMU, if you'll indulge me. According to your story Keith passes you and starts walking up the ramp then you say you were struck on the right temple. The spit then proceeds to ricochet off the temple striking IMU between the third and forth rib. The spit then cam off the rib turned and hit IMU in the right wrist causing him to drop his baseball cap. The spit then splashed off the wrist, Pauses In mid air mind you- makes a left turn and lands on IMU's left thigh. That is one magic luggie. |
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| Author: | SomeGuy [ Wed May 23, 2012 5:02 pm ] |
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immessedup17 wrote:  
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| Author: | SomeGuy [ Wed May 23, 2012 5:03 pm ] |
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immessedup17 wrote: That is shoulder to head contact. I don't care if their shoulders met first, or their dicks met first...the point is Tyson Chandler's forward-moving shoulder hit LeBron James' head with something more than incidental force. No. Elbow going into lower back and his shoulder is in the upper back. |
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| Author: | Brick [ Wed May 23, 2012 5:05 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: I invented a new way to Beat LBJ |
Douchebag has my sympathy in this thread. Stay strong. It gets better. |
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