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PostPosted: Fri Mar 29, 2024 9:22 am 
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Justin Steele?

More like Justin Aluminum.

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Imagine a team not even getting their best pitcher in good enough shape to finish his opening day start. :lol: :lol:

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At first glance, it wouldn't seem that aluminum would be as strong as it is. In its purest form it is quite soft. However, its ability to be combined with other metals, such as silicon, magnesium, zinc, or copper to form various alloys, is what has made aluminum so strong that in some cases it can even rival steel.


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 Post subject: Re: Cubs @ Rangers
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Seacrest wrote:
Imagine a team not even getting their best pitcher in good enough shape to finish his opening day start. :lol: :lol:

By no means am I a Cubs fan, but what do you mean by this?

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Hawg Ass wrote:
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Imagine a team not even getting their best pitcher in good enough shape to finish his opening day start. :lol: :lol:

By no means am I a Cubs fan, but what do you mean by this?

The first two posts in this thread are just a means of distracting themselves from the awfulness of their own team.

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RFDC wrote:
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Imagine a team not even getting their best pitcher in good enough shape to finish his opening day start. :lol: :lol:

By no means am I a Cubs fan, but what do you mean by this?

The first two posts in this thread are just a means of distracting themselves from the awfulness of their own team.

Oh I know but I still want Seacrest to explain himself.

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At first glance, it wouldn't seem that aluminum would be as strong as it is. In its purest form it is quite soft. However, its ability to be combined with other metals, such as silicon, magnesium, zinc, or copper to form various alloys, is what has made aluminum so strong that in some cases it can even rival steel.
Then build a car out of foil, Bob. Then floor it into a retaining wall.

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I thought Counsell was supposed to add 5-6 wins for the Cub?

Yesterday he probably cost them a W.

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At first glance, it wouldn't seem that aluminum would be as strong as it is. In its purest form it is quite soft. However, its ability to be combined with other metals, such as silicon, magnesium, zinc, or copper to form various alloys, is what has made aluminum so strong that in some cases it can even rival steel.


apparently Aluminum needs to be combined with Stroman to form a strong alloy, otherwise it is very weak

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A huge flaw of modern MLB baseball is using 6-7 (sometimes more) pitchers a game is guys like Smyly end up in high leverage situations.


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RFDC wrote:
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Imagine a team not even getting their best pitcher in good enough shape to finish his opening day start. :lol: :lol:

By no means am I a Cubs fan, but what do you mean by this?

The first two posts in this thread are just a means of distracting themselves from the awfulness of their own team.

It’s like every Bear fan post in a Packers thread.

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 Post subject: Re: Cubs @ Rangers
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today, daniel from deerfield complimented happ's last AB. ok, a 12 pitch AB?

didn't say a word about happ popping out to SS on the 1st pitch of the game and a weak check-swing bouncer - again on the first pitch on happ's second AB...believe he struck out the next AB.

not impressive at all. we get it, happ is connected to your show. no need to say anything about his hitting last night.


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Frank Coztansa wrote:
I thought Counsell was supposed to add 5-6 wins for the Cub?

Yesterday he probably cost them a W.


What are you buffoons rambling on about in the Cubs forum? Did you watch the game? Wouldn't blame you guys if you did. Your team is a steaming pile of dog shit.

Cubs took the defending World Series Champions to extra innings with their ace getting hurt early.

If the ball stays in the park in the 8th and stays fair in the 9th for a Morel Grand Slam they win.

Alzolay does need to be moved out of the closer role and Neris moved to CL but Counsell is still figuring out his bullpen and that should be corrected by the end of the month.

Just glad the Cubs didn't lose 1-0 on a sacrifice ball to the OF facing one of the MANY weak ass teams in the ALC.


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Zippy-The-Pinhead wrote:
RFDC wrote:
Hawg Ass wrote:
Seacrest wrote:
Imagine a team not even getting their best pitcher in good enough shape to finish his opening day start. :lol: :lol:

By no means am I a Cubs fan, but what do you mean by this?

The first two posts in this thread are just a means of distracting themselves from the awfulness of their own team.

It’s like every Bear fan post in a Packers thread.


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Juiced wrote:
Frank Coztansa wrote:
I thought Counsell was supposed to add 5-6 wins for the Cub?

Yesterday he probably cost them a W.


What are you buffoons rambling on about in the Cubs forum? Did you watch the game? Wouldn't blame you guys if you did. Your team is a steaming pile of dog shit.

Cubs took the defending World Series Champions to extra innings with their ace getting hurt early.

If the ball stays in the park in the 8th and stays fair in the 9th for a Morel Grand Slam they win.

Alzolay does need to be moved out of the closer role and Neris moved to CL but Counsell is still figuring out his bullpen and that should be corrected by the end of the month.

Just glad the Cubs didn't lose 1-0 on a sacrifice ball to the OF facing one of the MANY weak ass teams in the ALC.


So dumb...we are arguing about who is the tallest midget...

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You hate to see it. :lol:

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You hate to see it. :lol:

Damnit Mike… I was saving that! :lol:

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Hendricks fucking sucks

Counsell Sucks!!!

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Looks like an 0-4 start for Chicago baseball.

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Looks like an 0-4 start for Chicago baseball.

Gonna be a long year for baseball in Chicago, Denny

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Juiced wrote:
Frank Coztansa wrote:
I thought Counsell was supposed to add 5-6 wins for the Cub?

Yesterday he probably cost them a W.


What are you buffoons rambling on about in the Cubs forum? Did you watch the game? Wouldn't blame you guys if you did. Your team is a steaming pile of dog shit.

Cubs took the defending World Series Champions to extra innings with their ace getting hurt early.

If the ball stays in the park in the 8th and stays fair in the 9th for a Morel Grand Slam they win.

Alzolay does need to be moved out of the closer role and Neris moved to CL but Counsell is still figuring out his bullpen and that should be corrected by the end of the month.

Just glad the Cubs didn't lose 1-0 on a sacrifice ball to the OF facing one of the MANY weak ass teams in the ALC.


If

0-2

Lol

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Juiced wrote:
Frank Coztansa wrote:
I thought Counsell was supposed to add 5-6 wins for the Cub?

Yesterday he probably cost them a W.


What are you buffoons rambling on about in the Cubs forum? Did you watch the game? Wouldn't blame you guys if you did. Your team is a steaming pile of dog shit.

Cubs took the defending World Series Champions to extra innings with their ace getting hurt early.

If the ball stays in the park in the 8th and stays fair in the 9th for a Morel Grand Slam they win.

Alzolay does need to be moved out of the closer role and Neris moved to CL but Counsell is still figuring out his bullpen and that should be corrected by the end of the month.

Just glad the Cubs didn't lose 1-0 on a sacrifice ball to the OF facing one of the MANY weak ass teams in the ALC.

:lol: Wow that is perhaps the funniest defense of an 0-2 start yet.

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Cubs took the defending World Series Champions to extra innings with their ace getting hurt early.
You can put that on a banner and hang it right next to the Schawarber plexiglass

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Juiced wrote:
Frank Coztansa wrote:
I thought Counsell was supposed to add 5-6 wins for the Cub?

Yesterday he probably cost them a W.


What are you buffoons rambling on about in the Cubs forum? Did you watch the game? Wouldn't blame you guys if you did. Your team is a steaming pile of dog shit.

Cubs took the defending World Series Champions to extra innings with their ace getting hurt early.

If the ball stays in the park in the 8th and stays fair in the 9th for a Morel Grand Slam they win.

Alzolay does need to be moved out of the closer role and Neris moved to CL but Counsell is still figuring out his bullpen and that should be corrected by the end of the month.

Just glad the Cubs didn't lose 1-0 on a sacrifice ball to the OF facing one of the MANY weak ass teams in the ALC.

11-2 :lol:

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You hate to see it. :lol:

Damnit Mike… I was saving that! :lol:


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