Angling for at least $80.

Notable that the damage was not described

$80 says the cop shat himself.

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Very, very quietly, brooks koepka is going to win this thing.

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So many great memes from today. This will be the most memorable major in - ummm, memory - for reasons that have nothing to do with brooks koepka thanking his stripper wife after winning.

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One more for the HY four-in-a-row:

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He showed up in a tux at 8AM

Scheffler told a story about one of the senior cops at the jail joking with him about the "full experience". Would other cops typically joke with an arrested suspect who just tried to run over one of their own, even if it is a celebrity?

I just get the feeling this is a situation like "Who says what happened, Detective Fuckface? Looooool" because they all know it's bullshit. Gotta believe that even while it's part of the training, a detective told to run traffic on the scene of a fatal accident isn't the most well liked or decorated officer on scene.

If he's curt, it's because time is a factor.

Shane Lowry shot 29 on the front half today. This course is getting abused.

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The low score is still at -12, so “abused” is a bit much.

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Not a mult.

Antioch can be a bit dramatic.

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#ExtendLafleur

He should be disabused of the notion that the course is being abused.

But in his defense: he said it was getting abused, which it is by Lowry at least on the front 9, not gang-raped by the field.

Looks like Scottie lost his focus.

Enjoy what should be an entertaining Championship Sunday all!!!

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#ExtendLafleur

Shane Lowry made forceful, yet tender love to Valhalla.

Better?

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Setting up for an exciting day. Pulling for Theegala but rooting for some drama on the back nine most of all.

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Flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami

Pet peeve: announcers who call Saturdays of major tournaments "moving day." There's no more (or less) movement on Saturday than any other day.

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You forgot about how he pulled out at the finish!

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Not a mult.

Here comes Bryson!

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Not a mult.

The member’s bounce on 16 was insane.

I prefer a world where everybody dislikes Bryson and I’m not comfortable with the crowd’s support for him today.

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I was going to say hitting an eight iron 210 yards is insane

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

They really need to figure out the PGA / LIV thing cuz having ALL the best players competing is making this far more watchable . Having Bryson tied for the lead is awesome

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It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

Rough landing spot for Xander on 18. Looks like he’ll be standing in the bunker for his 2nd.

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I love golf announcers because they’ll say things like “this is where all of that core stability work is going to matter” because a guy is hitting it out of sand.

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What a finish.

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Wanted to lip out for sure . Was his time .

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

Better than the NBA game for sure.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Also, a major scoring record for Xander at a course that was definitely not giving it up on the first date.

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Cue the Michael Jordan crying face for Bryson.

Really good finish, especially while watching out doors.

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"I honestly don't see a good bet on the board here."