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K Effective

Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter

Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2022 11:03 pm

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Wayne Kerr wrote:

Didn't we have poster who was an Expos fan? Could this be them IRL?

Unless the guy I am thinking of is Sini, then we know it's not.

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JORR

Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter

Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2022 11:18 pm

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Terry's Peeps

Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter

Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2022 11:28 pm

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Why not both?

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City of Fools

Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter

Posted: Thu Jan 13, 2022 10:56 am

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

this one's lost on me. Can somebody whiteboard it for me?

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This Ends in Antioch

Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter

Posted: Thu Jan 13, 2022 11:05 am

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City of Fools wrote:

Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

this one's lost on me. Can somebody whiteboard it for me?

Emperor Hadrian wasn’t black.

Were Emperor Hadrian black, he wouldn’t have been African American.

Those are the two biggies.

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This Ends in Antioch wrote:

“We’ll just wait until a bad thing happens to worry about something.”

Hate to tell ya this "Amigo", but that is sort of the essence of how life works.

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Seacrest

Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter

Posted: Thu Jan 13, 2022 11:09 am

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This Ends in Antioch wrote:

City of Fools wrote:

Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

this one's lost on me. Can somebody whiteboard it for me?

Emperor Hadrian wasn’t black.

Were Emperor Hadrian black, he wouldn’t have been African American.

Those are the two biggies.

Was that 3rd rate trolling and first rate imbecility? :lol:

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The victims are the American People and the Republic itself.

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter

Posted: Thu Jan 13, 2022 11:10 am

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He also built a wall to keep out an unwanted group of nieghbors

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NWsider4-3-3

Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter

Posted: Thu Jan 13, 2022 11:12 am

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so did the seattle chop citizens.

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City of Fools

Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter

Posted: Thu Jan 13, 2022 11:14 am

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This Ends in Antioch wrote:

City of Fools wrote:

Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

this one's lost on me. Can somebody whiteboard it for me?

Emperor Hadrian wasn’t black.

Were Emperor Hadrian black, he wouldn’t have been African American.

Those are the two biggies.

I missed the american part. Pretty sure he was African?

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Hussra

Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter

Posted: Thu Jan 13, 2022 11:42 am

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dagugg is this "Twitter Blue" shite? 3 bucks a month to tweet? fuck that noise

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Drunk Squirrel

Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter

Posted: Thu Jan 13, 2022 11:52 am

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City of Fools wrote:

This Ends in Antioch wrote:

City of Fools wrote:

Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

this one's lost on me. Can somebody whiteboard it for me?

Emperor Hadrian wasn’t black.

Were Emperor Hadrian black, he wouldn’t have been African American.

Those are the two biggies.

I missed the american part. Pretty sure he was African?

He was from a Spanish/Roman family.

If you read the guys profile you might come to the conclusion he is trolling.

I do leave the possibility open that he is an absolute idiot. Maybe both.

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This Ends in Antioch

Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter

Posted: Thu Jan 13, 2022 11:55 am

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Drunk Squirrel wrote:

City of Fools wrote:

This Ends in Antioch wrote:

City of Fools wrote:

Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

this one's lost on me. Can somebody whiteboard it for me?

Emperor Hadrian wasn’t black.

Were Emperor Hadrian black, he wouldn’t have been African American.

Those are the two biggies.

I missed the american part. Pretty sure he was African?

He was from a Spanish/Roman family.

If you read the guys profile you might come to the conclusion he is trolling.

Are you telling me I shouldn’t read MattyBoySwag’s tweets as earnest?

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The Doctor Of Style wrote:

This Ends in Antioch wrote:

“We’ll just wait until a bad thing happens to worry about something.”

Hate to tell ya this "Amigo", but that is sort of the essence of how life works.

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Ron Wolfley

Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter

Posted: Mon Jan 17, 2022 11:41 pm

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Hussra

Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter

Posted: Tue Jan 18, 2022 2:55 pm

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GoldenJet

Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter

Posted: Wed Jan 19, 2022 5:40 am

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Have a great day!

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Don't be such a fucking chump.

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K Effective

Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter

Posted: Wed Jan 19, 2022 6:28 am

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GoldenJet wrote:

Have a great day!

If I read the quote correctly, all people on earth burned x amount of energy.

The water of the earth warmed up by an amount that would have required 20x energy, in the past year.

But, it clearly, is all our fault.

Sounds like great science to me!

Wait, did you say pie pants?

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Zippy-The-Pinhead

Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter

Posted: Wed Jan 19, 2022 8:31 am

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K Effective wrote:

GoldenJet wrote:

Have a great day!

With regard to your first statement; the answer is of course no. No you did not.

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pittmike

Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter

Posted: Wed Jan 19, 2022 8:36 am

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The tweet makes it appear they are measuring temperature. Zetajoules (or joules) is charge. Did they somehow make a calculation to get to the energy without showing how?

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Franky T

Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter

Posted: Wed Jan 19, 2022 8:44 am

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Great job Jet. Get a fun thread banished to Politics.

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We lose a lot of rights when we look the other way when it doesn't affect our lives or it isn't a cause we agree with.

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Spaulding

Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter

Posted: Wed Jan 19, 2022 12:02 pm

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Maybe if Jet switched from beef to impossible beef or beyond beef we could get the zetajoules down.

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GoldenJet

Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter

Posted: Wed Jan 19, 2022 12:21 pm

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Or we just pretend it doesn't exist...like y'all do with so many unpleasant subjects.

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Don't be such a fucking chump.

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Franky T

Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter

Posted: Wed Jan 19, 2022 4:22 pm

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GoldenJet wrote:

Or we just pretend it doesn't exist...like y'all do with so many unpleasant subjects.

They aren't talking about climate change on CFMB...NO ONE CARES!!!!

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Nas wrote:

We lose a lot of rights when we look the other way when it doesn't affect our lives or it isn't a cause we agree with.

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BigW72

Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter

Posted: Wed Jan 19, 2022 4:24 pm

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This Ends in Antioch wrote:

brick (/brik/) verb
1. block or enclose with a wall of bricks
2. Proper response would be to ask an endless series of follow ups until the person regrets having spoken to you in the first place.

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JORR

Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter

Posted: Wed Jan 19, 2022 5:38 pm

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Franky T wrote:

GoldenJet wrote:

Or we just pretend it doesn't exist...like y'all do with so many unpleasant subjects.

They aren't talking about climate change on CFMB...NO ONE CARES!!!!

The funny thing is that in a sane world that's how all adults in charge would treat a snotty and precocious teenager. But for political reasons certain people want to give her words great weight.

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FavreFan

Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter

Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2022 2:12 pm

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Brick

Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter

Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2022 4:23 pm

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Seems like there was a more professional way to handle that.

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Caller Bob

Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter

Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2022 4:26 pm

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Brick wrote:

Seems like there was a more professional way to handle that.

Maybe the ScrumMaster can help!

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KDdidit

Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter

Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2022 9:56 pm

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Brick wrote:

Seems like there was a more professional way to handle that.

Yes, the idiot middle management drone should have been prepared better.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter

Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2022 11:01 am

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The guy posted about 10 different headlines in the replies. They get even better as they go along.

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This Ends in Antioch

Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter

Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2022 11:05 am

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

The guy posted about 10 different headlines in the replies. They get even better as they go along.

That thread is hilarious.

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The Doctor Of Style wrote:

This Ends in Antioch wrote:

“We’ll just wait until a bad thing happens to worry about something.”

Hate to tell ya this "Amigo", but that is sort of the essence of how life works.

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