I just found out one of my brothers-in-law sits down to pee. Anyone here besides Spaulding do that?

When I was just getting started my grandmother had me sitting and my old man flipped his shit. She also had me wiping with toilet paper after peeing. My dad saw me doing that and said, "That's not how you do it! Watch!" Then he grabbed his cock and shook it like a madman after he was finished pissing. That was a lot more fun than what grandma was teaching me.

A friend of mine is a single mother and when her son was young she was complaining to me about how he got piss all over the floor. She asked, "Why can't men just sit down like civilized people (read: women)?" I told her, "Don't you dare make that kid sit down to pee."

Like my man Luda says, STAND UP!

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Communists are just people who are terrible at capitalism.

If it's 3AM and I have to climb out of bed to go pee, I sit down. It's logical.

Peeing sitting down never seems to get it all out. In the morning I stand to pee, flush, then sit down to take a dump.

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If by "logical" you mean gay.

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very true.

So when you take a shit, you also pee, do you not, sitting down?

Damn! I guess I might be gay.

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Communists are just people who are terrible at capitalism.

This you Nardi?

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Allow this thread to be a repository for all things about pissing.

One of the guys in my OTB crew is named Jimmy the Pisser. He got that nickname years ago in the Windy City Room at Maywood Park. He walked up to a couple guys I know and asked if they were using a coffee cup that was on the table. They said no and he took it and went into the corner and pissed into it. He came back and said, "Thanks, no way I was gonna make it to the john." For the record, the restrooms were only about thirty yards away.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YN-i2GV3Rmc

That's the only time I might sit down.

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I am pretty sure my BIL sits down to pee

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

Writing cursive in the snow is the only time I get to practice cursive.

Sitting down, of course.

There were a couple Indian brothers I grew up with. They were named Ramil Sood and Vinay Sood. One time a friend and I spelled out "SOOD" in piss in the snow in front of their house. We went around telling all our friends that we just "pissed Sood".

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Anything you can do sitting down that you can do standing up, I guess CFMB is against it. Is that what I'm hearing?

I still get morning wood like a teenager every day. There is no room for sitting.

I only have sons. I have to deal with pissed up toilet seats and floors more often than I should at their age. Still, I wouldn't make them sit

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

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If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

I'll accept it.

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I will take this one step further. Perhaps back injury/disc surgery vets can speak to this. At some times in various stages of restriction during recovery or insane immobilizing pain wiping your ass can be a huge issue.

I admit I found many times the solution is to reach down through the middle and do it chick style. I apologize to no one.

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I know you guys have been missing my BIL stories. So here is one from our trip that I don't think I shared.

First morning we are there I get up and go to use the bathroom. Open the bathroom door and there is BIL sitting on the toilet doing his business. Kind of scared me because I was not expecting anyone to be in there and with so many people in the house I would assume everyone would lock the door. My BIL looks at me all strange and says, "sorry bro." I said "no problem, but you know they put locks on these doors for a purpose" He just laughs and says "my bad, maybe next time"

I immediately send a text to all my daughters telling them to make sure and knock on the bathroom door before going in because their Uncle is an idiot and does not know how to use a lock.

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
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We always keep our bathroom doors open when not in use, so if a door is closed I assume someone is in there.

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Name the time and the stall

That would be a good idea, but the autistic son needed all doors closed. It helped keep him out of things.

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

The Skyway bathroom, like Degenerate Dave used.

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at home a sit most of the time. it usually turns into a 5 minute escape from the pandemonium of my family. but in truth i pee outside 90% of the time.

anywhere else, i'm a stander.

This is a CUM TOWN topic.

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have i met this guy? just want to know next time i shake hands at an OTB meetup.

He was sitting right behind you on Derby Day.

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Communists are just people who are terrible at capitalism.

I piss in the dark at night. I was a HoFer when toilets used to be filled to the rim with water. Now without a direct water hit I don't know if I pissed in the toilet or on the side of it until the next morning or until someone is yelling at me. Still better than cutting on a light.

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Nas: Blago, who has single handedly destroyed CFMB?

Blago: https://youtube.com/shorts/Lftdxd-YXt8?feature=share

"You can’t love your country only when you win." -President Biden

https://youtu.be/R6e4ruziZBI?si=1G4W1vbh0eGQuHfU

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
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