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Nardi
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Julia Stiles is a "normal" looking person.

Still a tad too attractive. Like Emma Stone.

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Who is an example of a "regular looking girl" you find attractive?


This seems like an impossible question to answer because if you find them attractive, how would you think they are regular looking?



I think you know that Scarlett Johansson and Alison Brie and Natalie Portman aren't attainable. You may be able to score, say, Elisabeth Shue, for example.

Shue was hot as hell, man. Hotter than Portman definitely.


Scarlett Johansson isn't unattainable because she's hot. She's unattainable because she's SCARLETT FUCKING JOHANSSON. I'm sure every guy on this board has banged at least one super hot chick in his day. Hot chicks like to bang, too, and plenty of them go for guys who are, shall we say, less than pleasing to the eye.

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Tall Midget wrote:
Nardi wrote:
Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
good dolphin wrote:
this gay thread took a turn for the gayer



Who is an example of a "regular looking girl" you find attractive?


This seems like an impossible question to answer because if you find them attractive, how would you think they are regular looking?



I think you know that Scarlett Johansson and Alison Brie and Natalie Portman aren't attainable. You may be able to score, say, Elisabeth Shue, for example.

Shue was hot as hell, man. Hotter than Portman definitely.


Scarlett Johansson isn't unattainable because she's hot. She's unattainable because she's SCARLETT FUCKING JOHANSSON. I'm sure every guy on this board has banged at least one super hot chick in his day. Hot chicks like to bang, too, and plenty of them go for guys who are, shall we say, less than pleasing to the eye.


Then they dump them for Harry Styles.

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I'm sure every guy on this board has banged at least one super hot chick in his day.


Are you really sure about that?

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Tall Midget wrote:
I'm sure every guy on this board has banged at least one super hot chick in his day.


Are you really sure about that?

Nobody wants to have a threesome with a townie. So you just impersonate a phys ed major.
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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Tall Midget wrote:
I'm sure every guy on this board has banged at least one super hot chick in his day.


Are you really sure about that?

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Tall Midget wrote:
I'm sure every guy on this board has banged at least one super hot chick in his day.


Are you really sure about that?

(cue Lakemoorfest pic )

I'd LOVE to see a Lakemoorefest pic.
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Rachel Ray
Melissa Joan Hart

This guy gets it. Rachel Ray? Hell yeah! Just the cooking alone is arousal.
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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Tall Midget wrote:
I'm sure every guy on this board has banged at least one super hot chick in his day.


Are you really sure about that?


Yes, people send me photos to review. It's unpleasant and often gruesome work but I am a stickler about keeping accurate records.

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Nardi wrote:
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Rachel Ray
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This guy gets it. Rachel Ray? Hell yeah! Just the cooking alone is arousal.


Rachel Ray is a terrible cook. But she definitely seems like she's eager to please. So there's that.

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Nardi wrote:
Bagels wrote:
Rachel Ray
Melissa Joan Hart

This guy gets it. Rachel Ray? Hell yeah! Just the cooking alone is arousal.


Rachel Ray is a terrible cook.
oh...then nevermind.
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the AT&T lady


She's nowhere near regular.

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Nardi wrote:
Tall Midget wrote:
Nardi wrote:
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Rachel Ray
Melissa Joan Hart

This guy gets it. Rachel Ray? Hell yeah! Just the cooking alone is arousal.


Rachel Ray is a terrible cook.
oh...then nevermind.

Giada had a nicer rack.

I haven't seen a photo of her recently, but Kristen Bell in her 30s would qualify for me. Even though she's married to that whackjob Dax Shepherd. When she would go on the Craig Ferguson late night show her personality and looks were a good package.

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SpiralStairs wrote:
Julia Stiles is a "normal" looking person.


Eaglo Jeff wrote:
She made me feel real good for a while!
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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater
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W_Z wrote:
SpiralStairs wrote:
Julia Stiles is a "normal" looking person.


Eaglo Jeff wrote:
She made me feel real good for a while!


:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Nas wrote:
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the AT&T lady


She's nowhere near regular.


it all went downhill once they started trying to hide her boobs . And now she's doing spots with Lebron. it's over.
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I was at a wedding with Julia Stiles and based on the guy she was with, she was not out of my league

Natalie Portman may not have been regularly attainable but some very average guy won the prize by knocking her up.

Here's a good cute but not hot: Florence Pugh.

or maybe that Irish girl with the name no one can pronounce Saorise Ronan. She's not even all that cute but has a cuteness about her

the british isles seem to be the motherland for cute, not hot: Emilia Clarke

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Gwennyth Paltrow. Jennifer Love Hewitt before she got fat.


JLH in her prime was FAR from regular, i mean c'mon

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Tall Midget wrote:
Nardi wrote:
Bagels wrote:
Rachel Ray
Melissa Joan Hart

This guy gets it. Rachel Ray? Hell yeah! Just the cooking alone is arousal.


Rachel Ray is a terrible cook. But she definitely seems like she's eager to please. So there's that.


not really my thing, but i thought i read that she likes it in the backdoor
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Offer her 54$, see if she goes for it
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If I had to choose, I'd go with Ginger Zee.

With all apologies to Rongey, I think I could work the old Dr. Ken charm. But those days are in the past.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldQrapQ ... yKeithVEVO

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
If I had to choose, I'd go with Ginger Zee.

With all apologies to Rongey, I think I could work the old Dr. Ken charm. But those days are in the past.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldQrapQ ... yKeithVEVO


Elizabeth Shue is 59 today

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good dolphin wrote:
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
If I had to choose, I'd go with Ginger Zee.

With all apologies to Rongey, I think I could work the old Dr. Ken charm. But those days are in the past.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldQrapQ ... yKeithVEVO


Elizabeth Shue is 59 today


I sent her a card.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
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If I had to choose, I'd go with Ginger Zee.

With all apologies to Rongey, I think I could work the old Dr. Ken charm. But those days are in the past.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldQrapQ ... yKeithVEVO


Elizabeth Shue is 59 today


I sent her a card.

My understanding is people of her vintage still appreciate those types of things.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
good dolphin wrote:
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If I had to choose, I'd go with Ginger Zee.

With all apologies to Rongey, I think I could work the old Dr. Ken charm. But those days are in the past.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldQrapQ ... yKeithVEVO


Elizabeth Shue is 59 today


I sent her a card.


She'll read it and regret what she did to you.

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