You know who’s fun to watch sometimes? Randle. He’ll fuck some guys up when he cares to try.

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They got enough to win at the highest level, they just do very stupid shit. Not just one of two of them. It's everybody. I wanted to gouge out my eyeballs tonight. They should have won by 30.

It goes in the W column just the same

my Wolves title bet still has a positive cash out offer .

What is it out of curiosity?

My Wolves western conference $100 bet (at +5500 odds) is currently $1,100

jfc

i put 10 at +1600

it's at ~15 currently .

i guess whenever i think i'm a degenerate gambler, there's always someone worse

Absolutely. He put $100 on a team struggling in March. It's a great bet but only a degenerate would have done that. I took them back in October at +1100. Also $10.

i also don't really like tying up that much money in futures .

if i wanted to bet 100 on some crazy shit i can take a NRFI or something and have it be over in 5 minutes not 6 months .

Had an 11 leg parlay yesterday. Only +410. Won 10, missed on Westbrook getting 2 assists. It was a no sweat 3+ SGP that had to be +400 or more. They were all easy covers except Den covering. I got the hard one. Or so I thought.

What kind of psycho bets an 11 leg parlay?

Are the knicks good or the Celtics not that good?

And what’s the deal with the lottery? Why is it so gay?

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And Tatum is dead. This series is Ovahh

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They were all bets such as Jokic gets 15+ pts. It was just to get a no consequence bet up to the level of +400. I don't do it if not for the refund. But it should have cashed, Westbrook avgs 6 assists a game.

Knicks are better in physicality and have the better killer. But any argument is moot anyway with Tatum hurt. Knicks got this.

Can you speak to the immoral sexuality of the lottery?

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I can't. I'm not sure the lottery is gay. The rigging of the lottery is objectively not gay.

winner of nuggets/thunder series is clear title favorite at this point?

does anyone shoot a higher 3 ball than lu dort? his threes go offscreen on the broadcast.

Too add context -- it was a $100 bonus bet. The Wolves were in 8th place at the time and just a game behind both the Warriors and Clippers. I guess I saw value knowing Julius Randle, Rudy Gobert, and DiVincenzo (all missed the entire month of February) would be returning to the court soon after the bet was placed. They went on to win 17 of their last 21 games.

100%. Was thinking the same thing watching the game. Feels like they are far and away teh 2 best teams still playing.


Great win last night for our heroes. They were down the whole game and rallied the last 7 minutes or so.

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I don't deny you're a genius. My thinking at the start of the year they might dominate the West. I'm a dum dum. As for bonus bets, I'm more conservative with those than my own money. I HATE losing freebies.

the winner of the East might win 1 game against the winner of the West (wolves)

They can't waste games in the conference finals. I'm afraid tonight they might waste one.

nah, don't worry. it's over tonight .

Yup

Oh, stop. I'm no genius. I also receive a good number of bonus bets --- so maybe that does make me a degenerate.

yea, i'd say the fact you're getting 100$ bonus bets is pretty strong evidence .

it's like those commercials for Sunsetter retractable awnings, when they're like "call for your 250$ off coupon"
if they're offering you 250 off, that means the price is like 50x that .

I gamble quite a bit on NFL and college football. No where near the amount or amounts you think, though. There are some clever ways to get bonus bets without having to spend much.

For example, FanDuel will periodically have 25% or 50% deposit match offers in bonus bets with the maximum deposit being $4,000 (meaning you can receive $1,000 to $2,000 in bonus bets). In very fine print, they say you have to wager through your real money deposit on bet(s) with -400 minimum odds. But, in reality there software can't pick up on it. You could bet $4,000 on the Padres up 21-0 on the Rockies and still retain all bonus bets.

And if you're scared about opting-in and playing by the "rules" --- just take a screenshot of the deposit match offer and message your VIP host a week later after the offer has expired and tell he/she you just deposited $4,000 --- give me my bonus bets please. No strings attached.

I'm not giving a web site casino $4k. It's like buying Bitcoin from FTX. 100% you're a degenerate.

hey, i'm not giving you shit, i dig it .

I'm not giving Bovada $4,000 --- it's FanDuel. Come on, man.

Denver deserves to lose for wearing the candy ass pride jerseys in an elimination game.

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