Keeping Score wrote:
It was. It was really bad. Even the Bryan/Kane/Sandow/Cody/Therapist segment, which you figured could've/would've/should've been comedy gold......but NOOOOOOOOOoooooo, way over scripted, choppy, over acted and sucky.
no way dude, like i said earlier in one of these posts the 3hr raw thing has been totally misused from the beginning. instead of putting on more matches between low-mid carders and effectively giving a bigger % of the roster a push, much of raw has been serialized into THE VINCE MCMAHON COMEDY HOUR, or "for whom the bell tolls" or whatever you'd call the formal soap opera. think about how much time lately has been given to the various hijinks ensuing with AJ and her lovestruck vajayjay.
i also want to point out that the return of the rock has gone through a cena-i-zation (kind of like a hockey franchise) in that last week i distinctly remember him cracking jokes about tattoos on punk's butt cheeks, and this week he had to whip out his guitar (again) and be the WWE's go-to-adam-sandler guy.... and it's all sophomoric-at-best humor and whatnot, which is telling me that this whole rock thing is basically aimed at kids.... prolly a handshake deal between both sides so this way when dewayne does tooth fairy 2 or return to the return of witch mountain that many more kids are already familiar with the brand. wasn't it last year that an anonymous backstage source (thought to be punk) was questioning what "dewayne" was doing back in the E? what did he have to gain?
when he's basically doing stupid cena-caliber-promos all juvenile and "...cuz i said so" in the face of punk's angsty internet fan "gimmick"..... it's almost like vince is explicitly flipping off the kind of people who think along the lines of punk's promos and then pulling out the hudsucker proxy line that's used as a crutch whenever doctor who sucks.... "you know, for kids" aka "well this is pro wrestling and its a kids show so why do you care?"
kinda sad to see, cuz man, seeing the rock show up and do his thing at the 2011 survivor series.... dude has star power. he put on a show there.... there was a hallowed energy in the building.... and now basically they wanna take the potential of that and get him over with the kids so he can have a poop/butt-off with cena to highlight mania.... does vegas have odds on who gets to pull the cord to unleash the 50lbs of shit above the ring at the end of the match yet?
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Curious Hair wrote:
Les Grobstein's huge hog is proof that God has a sense of humor, isn't it?