Curious Hair wrote:
WSCR in the year 2035:
"Sigh, remember when this station used to do that crap thing where people would call in? I can't believe we would let just anyone have their voice on the radio. Haha, sigh, what was this, a town hall meeting? Ugh, that's so pathetic. Well, that's all the time we have for. Stay tuned for Laurence Holmes."
i think by 2035 the board will be complaining about how goff (the #1 chicago sports talk radio host of 2020, per dan mcneil who is NEVER SARCASTIC NOT EVEN 1%) has lost his fastball and he just mails it in like terry used to, doing 2-3 shows/week from home via skype (or whatever has taken over for skype in terms of video calls). goff used to care, but now he's just cashing those 2mil/yr checks (inflation) with the least amount of effort possible, and he'll be the old/goofy "terry" co-host to the AI primary host Dan Botstein.
hell, by the year 2035 there might only be one token white host on the score (cuz by then jewish people will have formally filed the paperwork to be officially separated from "white people") and he'll be doing all the racial stuff and talking about how everyone's racist against america's newest minority and how there needs to be a rule in the NFL where teams interview AT LEAST one white candidate during the hiring process. we'll call it "the steve in elmhurst rule"
and les will still be doing overnights LIVE from his iron lung in elk grove.... and he'll still be playing the DOWN DOWN DOWN LAKERS GOING DOWN drop even tho los angeles was lost to the great earthquake of 2027 (RIP) and he'll be wiping his ass with the memory of 8x super bowl winning quarterback AARON RODGERS, who will eventually come out of the closet at the end of his career and shock the world when he proclaims that he's actually
straight as an arrow.... DEFECT DEFECT not straight not so straight... REJECT REJECT(man i can remember the day i realized that the old dialup bbs "dimension seven" i ran with a friend seemed to be named after a song that's crying out about being secretly gay. yikes)
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Curious Hair wrote:
Les Grobstein's huge hog is proof that God has a sense of humor, isn't it?