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Can we just talk more about me and how awesome I am?

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If IkeSouth flew a plane, redskingreg would probably be a happy man at the end of the day.


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Maintenance guy was back at my apartment sometime yesterday, and left a completed work order with the message:

"replaced gas babulat en the furnance"

English is not this guy's strong suit, but the pilot light is now a strong, 90% blue flame when I checked yesterday night, and again this morning.

Darkside, I looked up "babulat" and find nothing. At first I thought it was a spanish word I don't know, but it is not. He may have just misspelled something terribly...do you know what he could have meant?

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 Post subject: Re: Darkside
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I looked up "babulat" and find nothing...do you know what he could have meant?


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Maintenance guy was back at my apartment sometime yesterday, and left a completed work order with the message:

"replaced gas babulat en the furnance"

English is not this guy's strong suit, but the pilot light is now a strong, 90% blue flame when I checked yesterday night, and again this morning.

Darkside, I looked up "babulat" and find nothing. At first I thought it was a spanish word I don't know, but it is not. He may have just misspelled something terribly...do you know what he could have meant?

Oh yeah, a babulat, sure. That's some other language for "did what I should have done the first time and cleaned the prick"

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Are we still shouting out Darkside?

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Why would we stop?

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When did we start?

Tomorrow.

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Best. Thread. EVER.


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K Effective wrote:
Best. Thread. EVER.

Damn right.

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Darkside wrote:
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When did we start?

Tomorrow.


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Darkside wrote:
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When did we start?

Tomorrow.

Is this now today or are we doing this tomorrow?

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Fireplaces remove heat from a house.
Only if you leave the damper open.

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Hawg Ass wrote:
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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
When did we start?

Tomorrow.

Is this now today or are we doing this tomorrow?

Soon.

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Darkside rules. This thread is great.


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Darkside,
The power button on my remote for the television is not working. What should I do?

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Darkside,
The power button on my remote for the television is not working. What should I do?

Move.

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Darkside,
The power button on my remote for the television is not working. What should I do?

Move.
Will do.

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But wait, should I leave my television then?

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When I was a kid... I was the remote. Change it.. click... change it... Click.
Oh! Incredible hulk. Leave it.
No... no turn it up.

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When I was a kid... I was the remote. Change it.. click... change it... Click.
Oh! Incredible hulk. Leave it.
No... no turn it up.
Can I hire you to turn my television on and off?

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But wait, should I leave my television then?

Think of Elvis and Robert Goulet.

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Darkside wrote:
When I was a kid... I was the remote. Change it.. click... change it... Click.
Oh! Incredible hulk. Leave it.
No... no turn it up.
Can I hire you to turn my television on and off?

I accept payment in the form of sugar free gummy bears and sex.

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Darkside,

I received a "New Arrival" card from a friend today. One of those Xmas card glossies with all the cuddling pictures. I had no idea they were even having a kid. And then I saw it was for a new puppy.

Should I kill this friend?

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Darkside,

I received a "New Arrival" card from a friend today. One of those Xmas card glossies with all the cuddling pictures. I had no idea they were even having a kid. And then I saw it was for a new puppy.

No way

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Darkside,

I received a "New Arrival" card from a friend today. One of those Xmas card glossies with all the cuddling pictures. I had no idea they were even having a kid. And then I saw it was for a new puppy.

No way


Yep. I lie about pretty much everything else here.

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Darkside,

I received a "New Arrival" card from a friend today. One of those Xmas card glossies with all the cuddling pictures. I had no idea they were even having a kid. And then I saw it was for a new puppy.

Should I kill this friend?

Set up a hit. Use a middleman or a shell corporation to fund the hit man. Arrange a party where you will be noticed during the time of the hit for a proper alibi. Have a cocktail.

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