So, I am putting together a guide of local businesses and while I am aware that the area I am working on has many gay oriented businesses I came across this one.

I have driven past the buidling millions of times, very nondescript white 2 story building (no windows and we know why now)

OK let the jokes and comments fly.

http://www.manscountrychicago.com

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Haha, you're just finding out about Man's Country? That's like THE Andersonville establishment. If you want to be around your more mature (often married) guys who know what they want and know how to do it, then Man's Country is the place to go. If you want a more hip experience or just a fling with a hot young thing, Steamworks in Boystown is the bath house to go.

And just to clarify: just because I know all this about bath houses doesn't make me gay. I just really enjoy being clean and I often enjoy showing off how clean I can get with other guys around. Is that so wrong? How is that any different than showing off your skills on a basketball court?

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I don't want this answer first hand, (literally) but I thought steam baths are large rooms of naked men not trying to look at each other.

Shit I love ANUSFACE! He makes me laugh!

Lets bathe together sometime..............

I think that was the place I was referencing in another post about Clark and Winnemac.

So, BF, you just happened to "run across" this place.

As I recall, last month you happened to "run across" a gay bar that was doing a Sox promotion for the start of the playoffs. Hmmm.

I suppose this weekend you will just happen to "run across" a situation that involves you on all fours with a sales guy from Banana Republic behind you fishing for brown trout.

Of course, there is nothing wrong with any of this. You should just be honest about it, rather than trying to make excuses. We will all still honor and worship you for creating this site, maybe even more than before. Look at Anusface. He is out there and seems to be beloved by everybody. Give it a try, I say.

As a fan of both butts and nuts, allow me to translate Bigfan's post to all the straight males. First, look at the subject. I think we all know any hetero man would never use the term "Sox Boys". Secondly, "while I'm aware", this means he's a card-carrying member of the place. Bigfan then admits he's "driven past the building millions of times". All the real gays know you have to drive past the building to pull around back for parking. How else could you make a delivery in rear, if you know what I mean. Next, Bigfan goes on to describe the building. What he's really saying is "Hey Cub fans / gays, don't pass this place up, come on down, so I can go down". Finally, Bigfan makes a point about the place having no windows. This simply means the following: "My fellow pillow biters / rump roasters, this place is secure, it's sealed up nice and tight, unlike my anus." So, let's thank the Bigfan for his post and a short peek at life as a gay. Go Cubs!

A guide to local businesses? Well, good for you.

You know, I was thinking about putting together a guide to local businesses myself a little while ago. Then one day as I walked out my front door, I tripped over a large, funny-colored book that had been left on my step. It turns out this Donnelly fella had the idea for a local business guide 100 years ago and he called it the FUCKING YELLOW PAGES.

Good luck with yours, though.

I don't think it has any parking.

I had an idea to build an enourmous outdoor gay bar, but some asshole named Wrigley beat me to it.

You're obsessed with this.

I am thinking about putting together a publication where I write about all of the day's relevant and entertaining events. I will have it available for purchase or delivery each morning. I think that I may really be on to something here. People are gonna love it.

I'm trying to put together a device that I can use to send the sound of my voice out thru the air. I'll bet there are a lot of people that would like to hear me expound on my narrow view of the issues of the day, real estate, my favorite bars, etc. and occasionally, about sports.

Maybe I can get my racist uncle, fat brother-in-law, scratchy voiced friend, and some bimbo to join me.

But he is 100% correct-

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“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

You're 100% gay.

Yes, I was surprised to see how "popular" the White Sox gear was Nationally and asked where someone saw that? and you 2 turn it into a "F" You segment? and another Gay Bashing episode? How come everything in the Sox threads turns into you guys bashing gays?

You guys are awfully competitive? http://www.gaygameschicago.org/

OK, congrats. 3rd most popular World Series Gear, I just read the post and asked where the fact cam from nothing more . Did you really get that upset that I made a crack about selling to Venezuella?

And Carl, the only deletion I have done towards your friend LG (AKA BUTT NUTT this week) was when others attacked him. I know he can take it, but it was meaningless stuff and just personal shots at him, so I deleted it.

Now we have it GAY HITLER. I am just guessing that was a personal fantasy? Actually many facts support Hitler was gay.

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

Of course I was not seriously upset about the Venezuela crack. I realize that it was just a joke - just like my Gay Hitler reference. I don't think that anything on these boards should really be taken all that seriously - we are talking about sports, right? (and sometimes homosexuality, mullets and other stereotypical images).

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Fantasy Football is to Football as Gay Porn is to Gay Sex. Hey, I'm saying a good thing about Fantasy Football!

LOL!!! You're fucking crazy Anus!

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