Players stuck in traffic.

Ryne Sandberg sighting.

No word yet on Mark Grace, Heity Cruz, or Jose Cardenal.

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Grace was my favorite player growing up. I'd like to see him there.

Hits leader of the 90s!!!!!!

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If he is there I really hope he is on Uber, there are a lot of targets on the road for him today!

Jim Rose just saw Jason Haywood.

I wonder if he can hit a fastball?

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My Maserati does 186.

Nah...natural selection.

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Theo is stealing the trophy.

Just took off running down the street with it.

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My Maserati does 186.

Why is the parade going down Lake Shore Drive?

Just head straight down Clark to downtown.

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CNN showing guys doing 20 foot trust falls off statues already.

This is going to end well.

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My Maserati does 186.

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That crowd is insane.

David Ross almost got decapitated by power lines.

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My Maserati does 186.

Awesome.

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My Maserati does 186.

All I see is a bunch of people watching the parade through their phones.

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-- source

Of the Cubs yup. Of all baseball mine was Will Clark

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When I am stuck and need to figure something out I always remember the Immortal words of Socrates when he said:"I just drank what?"

Oh, I wouldn't want to be there.

But those are great optics.

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My Maserati does 186.

That was the guy bringing it to Theo.

He's got a guy for that.

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

A shit show of suburban teenagers

It was kind of fun being on the fringe and not having to take public transportation with them

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Pat Hughes had to introduce himself to everyone. That was a little sad, as was the muted reaction to Ron Santo. Maybe the fanbase has changed a lot in the last eight years.

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They all died off, CH.

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-- source

GOOD.

"An old lady came up to me, she was 83 years old"

EIGHTY-THREE!

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I was having lunch at the ULC while watching some of the show. The announcer remarked that "I guarantee you they are watching this in the Dominican Republic, Venezuala, etc."

Of course they are. What else would people from an impoverished nation that has trouble providing basic nutrition be doing on a Friday afternoon.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

No, ma'am. You'll be long dead. But I'll mention you at the rally.

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My Maserati does 186.

The muted reaction to Santo probably gave Bernstein a semi.

"These are intelligent fans who don't romanticize the past," says Senor, as a shirtless Wayne Stylie throws up everywhere.

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We're at the bar...parade was fine.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

Maddon is being very self-deprecating and giving credit to the coaches, people in player development, etc.

Bernsie semi, so a whole 1.5 inches?

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Hawaii (fuck) You

does dexter fowler thank the orioles for not guaranteeing him his 3yrs? if they did there's no way he's up there right now

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Coach Chad Noble looks very "wacky" with his jersey on backwards and his Oakley sunglasses.

Well, they changed for a month and will stay changed at least through the weekend.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!