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This is what a divorced guy's apartment looks like

Gotta be divorced or booted from the house, he put a picture on twitter up of some dumpy ass apartment with a couple kids.

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I believe he is separated, but not divorced yet

What room is that? It doesn't look like the kitchen in the background so I guess that's just a randomly placed refrigerator?

Basement apartment?

Moms perhaps?

Probably just a studio apartment somewhere. I've never been in a basement that had windows like that.

What's really going to suck is when Matty has to start paying alimony and child support on an update anchor's salary.

I don't know why, but his situation makes me think about how hateful he sounded several years ago when he was ranting about all those "teenage sluts" at the Blackhawks parade/rally like he was so morally offended.

Also: deeply, deeply, religious.

Thou Shalt Not Covet They Neighbor's Ice Girl

So we've all come to terms with the fact that Drinky has to have a giant hog, right? I don't see any other way his path of ruin would even be available to him.

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he's not deeply religious. He was certainly raised that way, but he only pleads religion when it's convenient in order to have a shouting match with Dan.

And Matty is a good looking guy. Ask Spaulding.

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Ба́бушка гада́ла, да на́двое сказа́ла—то ли до́ждик, то ли снег, то ли бу́дет, то ли нет.

He may be good at keeping a lid on proselytizing, but he "liked" his pastor brother's Bible quotes on Instagram (when he had it) all the time. And a buuunch of Bible verses made their way to his Instagram when the IceGirl stuff broke.

Just another phony religious self righteous turd, his brother is like Ned Flanders, I'm sure he's deeply disappointed in his brothers debauchery.

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He's got 2 kids?

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My Maserati does 186.

More than that, I think. He's got an older daughter from a previous relationship, at least.

The other day, he said he has a daughter who is twenty.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

Who follows drinkys instragram habits closely enough to know this shit?

Kind of creepy.

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

Did ICE GIRL and his daughter have sleep overs when they were kids?

ICE GIRL was probably one of those "Teenage sluts" at the parade. Ain't that a kick in the head.

He wished those girls would have bastard kids. Kind of ironic now.

Give me a quote from the bible, drinky.

Harsh.

But fair.

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My Maserati does 186.

Beardown.

Oooo! you know what else... I heard... that Matt likes....ketchup on his hot dogs teeeeeeeheeeeheee!
Go back to junior high!

No. I don't follow him on twitter or Instagram.

Is banging ICE GIRL right after a marriage and having 2 kids kind of creepy?

I'm just wondering. What do you think?

It's awfully amusing how young you think I am. Thanks!

I imagine Abbatacola didn't want to continue being producer of the afternoon show and I don't blame him

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

To be fair, Beardown is hardly That Guy at the Carnival. The aging of the girl chained to his furnace has been stifled by lack of sunlight and a Vitamin A deficiency, so he doesn't know what's what.

I don't know what that means, but thanks. I think .

They updated the "Illinois Broadcasting School!" commercial. Drinky describes himself as 'update guy and host'

Why do they even waste everyone's time with updates? It's nothing but old news. They were "updating" us on who was playing in Sunday's conference championship games on Tuesday. I think most people knew by then, but thanks.

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They need to give the hosts time for a smoke and/or a shit.

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"When people want their version of the truth, they go find it, no matter how baseless their beliefs." -- Ken Rosenthal