Finally letting people pump their own gas! Well, in rural counties only. It's a start.

What's even better are the grown ass adults freaking the fuck out about it.

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Yeah that's fantastic.

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i had an existential crisis this past summer pumping gas in bumblefuck oklahoma. i had finished pumping gas when some hilljack in a mustang pulls up to fill up. he starts pumping gas while smoking a cigarette. i freaked out and thought about leaving but i really needed to take a shit. so i figured that if the gas station explodes i'll be safe in shitter.

i was probably wrong to think that but the bathroom felt like an impenetrable chamber.

Degenerate Kirkwood

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Denied....since my move to Colorado my gas station pumps the gas and clean the windows, You dumb fucks in Chicago pump your own gas during these frigid conditions what's next Oil Express letting you change your own oil? fuckin flatlanders.......having someone pump your gas is not an advantage...idiot

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I'm going to bounce from the spot for awhile but I will be back at some point to argue with you about this hoops stuff again. Playoffs have been great this season. See ya up the road.

I'm out.

I'm old enough to remember gas stations that did the full service fill up. Mom would roll up to the local Union 76 in our '73 Mercury Montego, and they would pump the gas, check the oil, fill the washer reservoir, etc.

Old.

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

Less than 20 years ago you could pay a little more at the pump for full service.

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

there's a Kean gas station at 111th and Talman (?) that is full service. There has to be a few others floating around but that's the only one i can think of

There is a station out here that does it or at least did a few years ago. I remembering pulling in and feeling like I was being rushed as I attempted to fill up my dually. I’m old enough to remember the 10 cent surcharge per gallon growing up and there was an Amaco on 64 in at. Charles that still did it into my driving years but whatever. The panic in that tweet about qualified personnel is something.

live look at Oregon

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

They do this because you look like you are 97 years old.

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I'm going to bounce from the spot for awhile but I will be back at some point to argue with you about this hoops stuff again. Playoffs have been great this season. See ya up the road.

I'm out.

people on social media are the dumbest alive and I think there is a decent chance they are all just NPC's

I had a nightmare a couple nights ago that I realized I lived inside a simulation. I had the revelation when I saw the same sprite duplicated (he looked like Aziz Ansari) and the two of them bumped into each other without reacting. I really panicked.

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I worked at a service station in the 90's and we had full service. I told people I was a petroleum transfer engineer.

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