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'77Cubs

Post subject: Schwarber's GF

Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2018 1:22 pm

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Check out the jugs on this chic!

https://twitter.com/twitter/statuses/951106652593324032

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badrogue17

Post subject: Re: Schwarber's GF

Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2018 1:25 pm

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You know honey, you could join me in those workouts

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Brick

Post subject: Re: Schwarber's GF

Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2018 1:28 pm

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She probably is a better outfielder too.

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Big Chicagoan

Post subject: Re: Schwarber's GF

Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2018 1:30 pm

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badrogue17 wrote:

You know honey, you could join me in those workouts

Seriously! I would be more impressed if he got her to drop 40 lbs. Good grief.

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Nas

Post subject: Re: Schwarber's GF

Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2018 1:32 pm

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50 home runs

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Nas

Post subject: Re: Schwarber's GF

Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2018 1:33 pm

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Big Chicagoan wrote:

badrogue17 wrote:

You know honey, you could join me in those workouts

Seriously! I would be more impressed if he got her to drop 40 lbs. Good grief.

I'd rather he have a normal girlfriend than some plastic model trying to get pregnant

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pittmike

Post subject: Re: Schwarber's GF

Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2018 1:42 pm

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She's a LAAARRGE girl.

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Caller Bob

Post subject: Re: Schwarber's GF

Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2018 1:43 pm

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Would

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badrogue17

Post subject: Re: Schwarber's GF

Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2018 1:51 pm

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pittmike wrote:

She's a LAAARRGE girl.

Perhaps she doesn’t want Rick speculating she’s lost power if she drops some pounds .

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Peter Puck

Post subject: Re: Schwarber's GF

Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2018 1:59 pm

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Given history of Cubs juicing, makes one wonder how quickly Schwarbs has lost weight and gotten into "shape" doesn't it? At least he has not "lost" a lot of money that was wrapped up in a towel....yet.

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Schwarber's GF

Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2018 2:08 pm

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Nas wrote:

50 home runs

And 190 strikeouts with a .203 batting average

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billypootons

Post subject: Re: Schwarber's GF

Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2018 2:26 pm

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she has a lot of potential if she got on board with the diet plan, not bad as is

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Nas

Post subject: Re: Schwarber's GF

Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2018 2:30 pm

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Frank Coztansa wrote:

Nas wrote:

50 home runs

And 190 strikeouts with a .203 batting average

He won't hit less than .250. I'm willing to wager on that.

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Jaw Breaker

Post subject: Re: Schwarber's GF

Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2018 2:34 pm

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Nas wrote:

Frank Coztansa wrote:

Nas wrote:

50 home runs

And 190 strikeouts with a .203 batting average

He won't hit less than .250. I'm willing to wager on that.

I'll take some of that action.

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: Schwarber's GF

Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2018 2:39 pm

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Jaw Breaker wrote:

Nas wrote:

Frank Coztansa wrote:

Nas wrote:

50 home runs

And 190 strikeouts with a .203 batting average

He won't hit less than .250. I'm willing to wager on that.

I'll take some of that action.

need to know if he is going to be a full time starter or only hitting against RH

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Nas

Post subject: Re: Schwarber's GF

Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2018 2:50 pm

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Jaw Breaker wrote:

Nas wrote:

Frank Coztansa wrote:

Nas wrote:

50 home runs

And 190 strikeouts with a .203 batting average

He won't hit less than .250. I'm willing to wager on that.

I'll take some of that action.

$100 and $5 for every 5 points above or below .250? Minimum of 400 ABs. We could make it an avatar or signature bet if you like.

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Jaw Breaker

Post subject: Re: Schwarber's GF

Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2018 2:53 pm

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Nas wrote:

Jaw Breaker wrote:

Nas wrote:

Frank Coztansa wrote:

Nas wrote:

50 home runs

And 190 strikeouts with a .203 batting average

He won't hit less than .250. I'm willing to wager on that.

I'll take some of that action.

$100 and $5 for every 5 points above or below .250? Minimum of 400 ABs. We could make it an avatar or signature bet if you like.

Sounds good...so if he hits .220 I win $130 and if he hits .280 you win $130, right?

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Nas

Post subject: Re: Schwarber's GF

Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2018 2:55 pm

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Jaw Breaker wrote:

Nas wrote:

Jaw Breaker wrote:

Nas wrote:

Frank Coztansa wrote:

Nas wrote:

50 home runs

And 190 strikeouts with a .203 batting average

He won't hit less than .250. I'm willing to wager on that.

I'll take some of that action.

$100 and $5 for every 5 points above or below .250? Minimum of 400 ABs. We could make it an avatar or signature bet if you like.

Sounds good...so if he hits .220 I win $130 and if he hits .280 you win $130, right?

Right

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TurdFerguson

Post subject: Re: Schwarber's GF

Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2018 2:56 pm

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Frank Coztansa wrote:

Nas wrote:

50 home runs

And 190 strikeouts with a .203 batting average

If he is keeping his 10%+ walk rate I take that in a second. Frank is all in on Schwarber!!!

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T-Bone

Post subject: Re: Schwarber's GF

Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2018 3:00 pm

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I can't see the image you guys are looking at on my work computer. Is he still dating this woman?

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pittmike

Post subject: Re: Schwarber's GF

Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2018 3:04 pm

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T-Bone wrote:

I can't see the image you guys are looking at on my work computer. Is he still dating this woman?

Yeah and she is bigger.

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: Schwarber's GF

Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2018 3:06 pm

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Schwarbs ain't no prize either and he isn't even rich yet.

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America

Post subject: Re: Schwarber's GF

Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2018 3:07 pm

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Yea Schwarber is not making primo MLB bux yet.

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badrogue17

Post subject: Re: Schwarber's GF

Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2018 3:17 pm

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3 million when he was drafted .

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: Schwarber's GF

Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2018 3:26 pm

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Best shape of his life.

Swinging the bat better than ever.

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Schwarber's GF

Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2018 3:39 pm

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

Best shape of his life.

Swinging the bat better than ever.

Amazing how he can connect with the ball when it's literally not moving.

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pittmike

Post subject: Re: Schwarber's GF

Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2018 3:42 pm

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Fitting he is holding a K bag.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: Schwarber's GF

Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2018 3:42 pm

Frank Coztansa wrote:

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

Best shape of his life.

Swinging the bat better than ever.

Amazing how he can connect with the ball when it's literally not moving.

He makes it seem that way, doesn’t he?

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Caller Bob

Post subject: Re: Schwarber's GF

Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2018 3:44 pm

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pittmike wrote:

T-Bone wrote:

I can't see the image you guys are looking at on my work computer. Is he still dating this woman?

Yeah and she is bigger.

No kids, single. No excuse for letting her ass blow up like that.

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beni hanna

Post subject: Re: Schwarber's GF

Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2018 3:47 pm

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Maybe Schwarber likes his women good and thick. A sturdy brick outhouse.

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