billypootons wrote:
Curious Hair wrote:
Trump is just supposed to say "gentlemen, start your engines" but ends up going stream-of-consciousness for five whole minutes about how pit crews work.
he'll take a picture of the grandstand claiming to be the reason for the large crowd and then talk about how tremndous the ratings were
And Greta. Greta...Toonberry? Is that how you say it? There are so many ways to say it. You hear it so many ways. It's in another language. No one even knows, no one's ever heard of this language before. Well, she doesn't like fossil fuels.
OHHH, WE NEED A GREEN NEW DEAL! YOU'RE VERY BAD! YOU CAN'T DRIVE CARS BECAUSE, BECAUSE THE FOSSIL FUELS! Folks, I have a feeling we'll be burning
lots of fossil fuels today, am I right? LOTS of fuel being used today! And these cars, they're very fast, very powerful. Look! They're not really going anywhere! They just go in circles, round and round, keep turning right. I have a feeling I would be a very good race car driver, people have actually said this. So, GRETA, I'm SORRY, there's nothing you can do about it! We're using fossil fuel today. And we're gonna use it a lot. And don't worry! There's a LOT more where that came from. See, this is what I've never been, think about this, this is what the Democrats and Weird Greta -- I like to call her Weird Greta, she's very...weird, you know, people don't like to, oh, she's a little girl, guess what, not even that little, just the makeup, she, so, Weird Greta -- if the oil is made from old...stuff, deep underground, scientists have explained this to me, it just gets replaced with material that's a little newer! So there's always more. Why don't Weird Greta and Crazy Bernie, let's not forget Crazy Bernie, talk about that? The pressure, deep pressure, it makes more, you keep making more. More, more, more! That's good! I like when things are more. Look at these cars, there's so much! It's beautiful, very beautiful. So many great products to learn about. I like the products, don't you like the products? Mello Yello, have you heard about this? It's like Mountain Dew, but it's very...very mellow. Very popular. Very good people at the Mello Yello company, great Americans. This guy's giving me the wrap-it-up, do you believe this? Hey. I'm givin' you the wrap-it-up. This guy!
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