Although, if we're picking nits on this list, I'd say Philly being last is suspicious

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I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
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No way I believe Philly and Oakland are at the bottom of that list

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

Silly Cubs fans. Spending nearly the same as Sox fans for a drink and a half less!

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Philadephia people get shitfaced in the parking lot and bring in a flask

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

and sox fans dont?

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

I’m inclined to believe it. Why else go through the trouble of creating an infographic using team colors?

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I'd like to see the numbers if you take the manager of the team out of the equation.

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“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson

Struck out Posey to end the inning. I'm told by a Deadspin writer that Posey is a great 2nd baseman

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“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson

Wow a pitcher threw some pitches and struck a guy out in spring training?

Impressive.

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

He struck out Posey and La Stella. Both are All-Stars

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“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson

oh. wow.

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
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Some of us are excited because our rotation has 3 of the top 7 finishers for AL Cy Young last year. I know it's hard to get excited about pitching when your rotation is Hendricks and 4 pieces of shit

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“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson

I bet a couple of your hitters will make contact too, maybe even get on base and score a run or two.

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
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apparently they still have room once they get in the park

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

and another Cy Young finalist coming out of the bullpen

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Maybe against some future Birmingham Barons, but not against Lynn.

Lynn ends his outing with no hits and 3 K's after another inning of work

I know the Cubs won't give you much this year, but at least you have IU's NIT run to look forward to.

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“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson

Wow, no kidding? Impressive indeed!

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

Ralph is already triggered by spring training. Gonna be a long year for him

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I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

I look forward to the next update of when a Sox pitcher throws a strike.

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

Won't have to wait long

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

Evan Marshall picked up where he left off.

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“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson

Tsunami of Strikes! Plethora of Punchouts!

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Birmingham is going to have some really awful pitching to watch this year.

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“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson

Yeah, between sudden rise of the Illini and White Sox, coupled with the continued demise of IU and the Cubs RFDC is clearly suffering. Kind of sad really. At least he can look forward to the resurgent Bears in the fall.

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“How do you get to be president and you’re stupid?” Donald J Trump - 4/10/25
When a clown moves into a palace, he doesn't become a king. The palace turns into a circus. - Turkish Proverb

Yeah once the Bears sign Comeback Player of the Year Alex Smith they should even things up quite a bit

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

Thanks for your support guys, it means a lot.

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

Two days with no runs. No updates.