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Hussra

Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter

Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2021 7:42 am

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GoldenJet wrote:

wtf

maybe they are step siblings, like in those "(step) brother gags and gapes his (step) sister while mom makes dinner and dad watches the news" videos over on the porn sites; or like in that one hollywood movie, not the one with the guy from the Mr Oizo video nor the one with Marky Mark, the one with the girl from The Crush

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Terry's Peeps

Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter

Posted: Thu Sep 30, 2021 8:59 am

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter

Posted: Thu Sep 30, 2021 11:42 am

100000 CLUB

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Did that Tweet originate from Alcatraz Island?

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It's more fun to be a victim

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There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

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Hussra

Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter

Posted: Sun Oct 03, 2021 11:35 pm

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Hussra

Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter

Posted: Tue Oct 05, 2021 3:44 pm

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Zippy-The-Pinhead

Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter

Posted: Tue Oct 05, 2021 9:56 pm

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter

Posted: Tue Oct 05, 2021 9:59 pm

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Line drive base hit! Caught out there! The throw to the plate! Off target! And in time!

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Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter

Posted: Wed Oct 06, 2021 8:18 am

Joined: Thu Feb 17, 2005 2:35 pm
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The TV announcers definitely thought it was gone but caught themselves in time. So did Stanton.

It looked like it was gone off the bat but was at least 10 feet below the wall line, maybe more

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GoldenJet

Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter

Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2021 10:02 pm

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Don Tiny wrote:

Don't be such a fucking chump.

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Seacrest

Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter

Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2021 10:06 pm

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GoldenJet wrote:

Nothing but trouble messing with one of those hogs.

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GoldenJet

Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter

Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2021 11:55 pm

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Don Tiny wrote:

Don't be such a fucking chump.

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GoldenJet

Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter

Posted: Thu Oct 14, 2021 12:18 am

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Don Tiny wrote:

Don't be such a fucking chump.

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BigW72

Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter

Posted: Thu Oct 14, 2021 7:38 am

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GoldenJet wrote:

That is fucking awesome :lol:

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brick (/brik/) verb
1. block or enclose with a wall of bricks
2. Proper response would be to ask an endless series of follow ups until the person regrets having spoken to you in the first place.

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GoldenJet

Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter

Posted: Sun Oct 24, 2021 7:02 am

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Don Tiny wrote:

Don't be such a fucking chump.

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Hussra

Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter

Posted: Sun Oct 24, 2021 9:25 am

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allow adult males with zero experience or training roam the halls of high schools, what could go wrong

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Nardi

Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter

Posted: Sun Oct 24, 2021 1:05 pm

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All you can eat free lunch must be involved.

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GoldenJet

Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter

Posted: Mon Oct 25, 2021 8:30 am

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Don Tiny wrote:

Don't be such a fucking chump.

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JORR

Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter

Posted: Mon Oct 25, 2021 8:41 am

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GoldenJet wrote:

Kind of funny.

I like that everyone "knows" someone who got a razorblade in an apple when in fact such an event has never occurred. It's sort of like the apocryphal snuff film.

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KDdidit

Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter

Posted: Wed Oct 27, 2021 10:46 am

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When men were men!

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Jaw Breaker

Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter

Posted: Wed Oct 27, 2021 10:53 am

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I like how the defender was still chasing him for three seconds after Tarkenton crossed the plane.

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter

Posted: Wed Oct 27, 2021 10:54 am

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I like how the cop ran away as quick as he could to let the ref try and break it up.

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

It's more fun to be a victim

Caller Bob wrote:

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

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This Ends in Antioch

Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter

Posted: Wed Oct 27, 2021 11:00 am

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That’s fantastic.

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This Ends in Antioch wrote:

“We’ll just wait until a bad thing happens to worry about something.”

Hate to tell ya this "Amigo", but that is sort of the essence of how life works.

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Hussra

Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter

Posted: Wed Oct 27, 2021 11:09 am

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is that in slo-mo? Buncha out-of-shape smokers/drinkers chasing each other around

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KDdidit

Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter

Posted: Wed Oct 27, 2021 11:14 am

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Jaw Breaker wrote:

I like how the defender was still chasing him for three seconds after Tarkenton crossed the plane.

I'm guessing that's what set Tark off

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter

Posted: Wed Oct 27, 2021 4:57 pm

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(Pro Bowl QB) Trubisky would have overthrown him.

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Drunk Squirrel

Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter

Posted: Wed Oct 27, 2021 5:04 pm

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

(Pro Bowl QB) Trubisky would have overthrown him.

Cutler would of been licked of by a lineman trying to make that connection.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter

Posted: Wed Oct 27, 2021 5:10 pm

Drunk Squirrel wrote:

Cutler would of been licked of by a lineman trying to make that connection.

I think you're playing the wrong kind of Fantasy Football, DS.

Or, maybe you aren't.

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Drunk Squirrel

Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter

Posted: Wed Oct 27, 2021 5:26 pm

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Picked. Damn it. Picked.

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veganfan21

Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter

Posted: Wed Oct 27, 2021 5:32 pm

Joined: Wed Mar 20, 2013 3:50 pm
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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

(Pro Bowl QB) Trubisky would have overthrown him.

Fields would have been tackled by Myles Garrett before he could let it rip.

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter

Posted: Wed Oct 27, 2021 7:37 pm

Joined: Mon Jul 16, 2007 2:00 pm
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veganfan21 wrote:

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

(Pro Bowl QB) Trubisky would have overthrown him.

Fields would have been tackled by Myles Garrett before he could let it rip.

Vegan, there are times I like you, just not many.

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