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SpiralStairs

Post subject: Pants size check

Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2022 8:35 pm

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If you’re rocking anything larger than a 32” waist you are a ham planet.

31 x 32 and 5% body fat.

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Post subject: Re: Pants size check

Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2022 8:38 pm

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34 x 30 - 35% BF (probably)... Ham Planet it is... Diet starts today!

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Post subject: Re: Pants size check

Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2022 11:18 pm

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Post subject: Re: Pants size check

Posted: Tue Jun 14, 2022 7:03 am

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Being sick for the last three weeks plus an urge to lose before our vacation saw me drop over 20 elbows, the "42 waist FAT PANTS" are slipping off of me now. I actually saw a number in the second digit on the scale I had not seen in years, right before we left. I was really pretty good about food consumption in VA, but driving home yesterday, I had to snack to stay awake. Probably gained half of it back...Stuck in a 40X29 for a while

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: Pants size check

Posted: Tue Jun 14, 2022 7:57 am

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im on hamburger planet

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Clawmaster

Post subject: Re: Pants size check

Posted: Tue Jun 14, 2022 8:17 am

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SpiralStairs wrote:

If you’re rocking anything larger than a 32” waist you are a ham planet.

31 x 32 and 5% body fat.

According to average pants size charts the typical use male has a 39" waist.

You are slightly smaller than the average Japanese male, so a very petite American male, somewhat malnourished and likely are no longer having your period.

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whitesoxfanfrank

Post subject: Re: Pants size check

Posted: Tue Jun 14, 2022 8:47 am

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Clawmaster wrote:

SpiralStairs wrote:

If you’re rocking anything larger than a 32” waist you are a ham planet.

31 x 32 and 5% body fat.

A grown male with 32s has an eating disorder.

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sinicalypse

Post subject: Re: Pants size check

Posted: Tue Jun 14, 2022 8:49 am

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i always buy pants at least 1-2 sizes too big. just got a pair of 4x-5x puma shorts for $16 that mercifully have a drawstring in the front of them. i call it the antithesis of the 80s gym teacher look.

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Post subject: Re: Pants size check

Posted: Tue Jun 14, 2022 8:50 am

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Clawmaster wrote:

SpiralStairs wrote:

If you’re rocking anything larger than a 32” waist you are a ham planet.

31 x 32 and 5% body fat.

Counterpoint is that the typical American male is pretty fat.

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DAC

Post subject: Re: Pants size check

Posted: Tue Jun 14, 2022 8:50 am

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Clawmaster wrote:

SpiralStairs wrote:

If you’re rocking anything larger than a 32” waist you are a ham planet.

31 x 32 and 5% body fat.

And roughly 75% of American males are overweight. That 39" average waist size sounds about right.

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DAC

Post subject: Re: Pants size check

Posted: Tue Jun 14, 2022 8:53 am

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whitesoxfanfrank wrote:

Clawmaster wrote:

SpiralStairs wrote:

If you’re rocking anything larger than a 32” waist you are a ham planet.

31 x 32 and 5% body fat.

A grown male with 32s has an eating disorder.

This is utter bullshit. I've been a 32*32 since about 25 years old. 6' 183 lbs with approximately 10% body fat. I graduated HS weighing 177. You don't have to become fat as you age.

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sinicalypse

Post subject: Re: Pants size check

Posted: Tue Jun 14, 2022 8:57 am

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DAC wrote:

This is utter bullshit. I've been a 32*32 since about 25 years old. 6' 183 lbs with approximately 10% body fat. I graduated HS weighing 177. You don't have to become fat as you age.

hey if you're ever bored on a weekend and you want a low-cost opportunity for fun, i suggest going to your local supermarket and pointing at all the fat/ty people that walk by with a ghastly look on your face while blurting out "YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO BECOME THAT!"

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Jbi11s

Post subject: Re: Pants size check

Posted: Tue Jun 14, 2022 8:59 am

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Most obese country in the world, so I’m sure most people here are fat AF.

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DAC

Post subject: Re: Pants size check

Posted: Tue Jun 14, 2022 8:59 am

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sinicalypse wrote:

DAC wrote:

This is utter bullshit. I've been a 32*32 since about 25 years old. 6' 183 lbs with approximately 10% body fat. I graduated HS weighing 177. You don't have to become fat as you age.

I'm guessing you're over that average 39" waist size?

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Post subject: Re: Pants size check

Posted: Tue Jun 14, 2022 9:14 am

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Jbi11s wrote:

Most obese country in the world, so I’m sure most people here are fat AF.

UK is catching up. A lot of fatties last time I was there.

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Post subject: Re: Pants size check

Posted: Tue Jun 14, 2022 9:19 am

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They'd have to glue mine to my forehead.

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SpiralStairs

Post subject: Re: Pants size check

Posted: Tue Jun 14, 2022 9:34 am

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Clawmaster wrote:

SpiralStairs wrote:

If you’re rocking anything larger than a 32” waist you are a ham planet.

31 x 32 and 5% body fat.

6'1", 220 lbs my fren. Absolutely rocked up

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Nas

Post subject: Re: Pants size check

Posted: Tue Jun 14, 2022 11:22 am

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Jbi11s wrote:

Most obese country in the world, so I’m sure most people here are fat AF.

Based on what I've seen, I don't think most people here would be described as being fat as fuck.

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: Pants size check

Posted: Tue Jun 14, 2022 11:33 am

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Nas wrote:

Jbi11s wrote:

Most obese country in the world, so I’m sure most people here are fat AF.

Based on what I've seen, I don't think most people here would be described as being fat as fuck.

thick in the head but not the pants

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Post subject: Re: Pants size check

Posted: Tue Jun 14, 2022 12:04 pm

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Clawmaster wrote:

SpiralStairs wrote:

If you’re rocking anything larger than a 32” waist you are a ham planet.

31 x 32 and 5% body fat.

Claw is the GOAT.

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Post subject: Re: Pants size check

Posted: Tue Jun 14, 2022 5:27 pm

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SpiralStairs wrote:

Clawmaster wrote:

SpiralStairs wrote:

If you’re rocking anything larger than a 32” waist you are a ham planet.

31 x 32 and 5% body fat.

6'1", 220 lbs my fren. Absolutely rocked up

Sounds like you've been skipping leg day.

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Post subject: Re: Pants size check

Posted: Tue Jun 14, 2022 5:32 pm

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Nas wrote:

Jbi11s wrote:

Most obese country in the world, so I’m sure most people here are fat AF.

Based on what I've seen, I don't think most people here would be described as being fat as fuck.

34" x 32". 6' 177lbs give or take. And I'm dying to get back into the gym for leg days.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: Pants size check

Posted: Tue Jun 14, 2022 5:33 pm

It is whatever my tailor determines.

Why do I care?

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Post subject: Re: Pants size check

Posted: Tue Jun 14, 2022 5:51 pm

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

It is whatever my tailor determines.

Why do I care?

I wouldn't either. Especially since I stopped sweating months ago. The wife keeps telling me to turn on the ac, but I don't need it, just a fan. This is outstanding!

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SpiralStairs

Post subject: Re: Pants size check

Posted: Tue Jun 14, 2022 5:51 pm

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

SpiralStairs wrote:

Clawmaster wrote:

SpiralStairs wrote:

If you’re rocking anything larger than a 32” waist you are a ham planet.

31 x 32 and 5% body fat.

6'1", 220 lbs my fren. Absolutely rocked up

Sounds like you've been skipping leg day.

31” waist, 28” thighs

Can’t buy anything off the rack.

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Post subject: Re: Pants size check

Posted: Tue Jun 14, 2022 7:27 pm

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Spiral…this guy…I call this guy the white Alonzo Spellman. Physique, mental ability, MMA skills…the resemblance is uncanny.

Jacked out of his mind and dollars-to-donuts, if you’re handicapping which bored member is most likely to end up walking shoeless on a state road, this Blanco Al Spellman fella oughta be your leader in the clubhouse.

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This Ends in Antioch wrote:

“We’ll just wait until a bad thing happens to worry about something.”

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: Pants size check

Posted: Tue Jun 14, 2022 8:46 pm

SpiralStairs wrote:

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

SpiralStairs wrote:

Clawmaster wrote:

SpiralStairs wrote:

If you’re rocking anything larger than a 32” waist you are a ham planet.

31 x 32 and 5% body fat.

6'1", 220 lbs my fren. Absolutely rocked up

Sounds like you've been skipping leg day.

31” waist, 28” thighs

Can’t buy anything off the rack.

So your waist is 31” and each leg is 28”?

Are you a cartoon?

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SpiralStairs

Post subject: Re: Pants size check

Posted: Tue Jun 14, 2022 8:51 pm

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I’m an Olympic track cyclist basically

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: Pants size check

Posted: Tue Jun 14, 2022 8:52 pm

SpiralStairs wrote:

I’m an Olympic track cyclist basically

Glad to meet you, Lance.

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SpiralStairs

Post subject: Re: Pants size check

Posted: Tue Jun 14, 2022 8:57 pm

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

SpiralStairs wrote:

I’m an Olympic track cyclist basically

Glad to meet you, Lance.

Lance couldn’t hang with the velodrome boys. Robert Förstemann would eat him alive.

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