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Dignified Rube
 Post subject: Re: Dave Portnoy
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Not a good idea to tape yourself gambling.

0-5. The karma of it.
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Ogie Oglethorpe
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Dignified Rube wrote:
Not a good idea to tape yourself gambling.

0-5. The karma of it.

that's half the fun. Watching them lose at the end of a close game is good content.

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 Post subject: Re: Dave Portnoy
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Ogie Oglethorpe wrote:
Dignified Rube wrote:
Not a good idea to tape yourself gambling.

0-5. The karma of it.

that's half the fun. Watching them lose at the end of a close game is good content.

Sounds like a blast
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Bagels wrote:
Ogie Oglethorpe wrote:
Dignified Rube wrote:
Not a good idea to tape yourself gambling.

0-5. The karma of it.

that's half the fun. Watching them lose at the end of a close game is good content.

Sounds like a blast


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Dignified Rube
 Post subject: Re: Dave Portnoy
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He did a pizza review yesterday while recording a carjacking right behind him. Happened on State St.

It made ABC Chicago news this morning.
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Who is Dave Portnoy?

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Pretty piss poor when you have to steal this guys schtick

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Dignified Rube
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Who is Dave Portnoy?


Future U.S. President.
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Dignified Rube wrote:
SpiralStairs wrote:
Who is Dave Portnoy?


Future U.S. President.


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Dignified Rube wrote:
SpiralStairs wrote:
Who is Dave Portnoy?


Future U.S. President.

The homoerotic affection for el Pres ends once he puts an R behind his name.

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Dignified Rube
 Post subject: Re: Dave Portnoy
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I changed my view of this guy once I understood who really he is.

He's nothing but a hussler and a cretin. Frankly, I despise him.
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You're getting to know Portnoy and then finding him disgusting? I thought he was disgusting but have gradually come to respect the gimmick.

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Dignified Rube
 Post subject: Re: Dave Portnoy
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Dave was at Al's Pizza in Warrenville yesterday. It's considered one of the best pizza places in my area, if not also the state.

I think he was pretty fair with his review. Al's is kind of heavy on the sausage and pepperoni.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cor5qKlnkx0&t=181s
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Dave was at 8thAl's Pizza in Warrenville yesterday. It's considered one of the best pizza places in my area, if not also the state.

I think he was pretty fair with his review. Al's is kind of heavy on the sausage and pepperoni.


Cheese only. Gold Medal slice.

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Bagels
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i can certainly see using cheese as a control group if you're rating places...but who the fuck orders just cheese as a normal practice
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i can certainly see using cheese as a control group if you're rating places...but who the fuck orders just cheese as a normal practice


Little kids
Catholics on Fridays during lent
Adults who also still eat chicken nuggies and mac and cheese as a regular practice
Portnoy

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i can certainly see using cheese as a control group if you're rating places...but who the fuck orders just cheese as a normal practice


Insipid douchebags like Dave Portnoy.

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A Margherita pizza is essentially a cheese pizza, and it's terrific.
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Warren Newson wrote:
A Margherita pizza is essentially a cheese pizza, and it's terrific.


And gay.

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Warren Newson wrote:
A Margherita pizza is essentially a cheese pizza, and it's terrific.


And gay.

The Ford Escape of pizzas.

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This Ends in Antioch wrote:
pittmike wrote:
Warren Newson wrote:
A Margherita pizza is essentially a cheese pizza, and it's terrific.


And gay.

The Ford Escape of pizzas.

But is the pizza behemoth sized? I think that’s a size up from family or jumbo.
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Warren Newson
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This Ends in Antioch wrote:
pittmike wrote:
Warren Newson wrote:
A Margherita pizza is essentially a cheese pizza, and it's terrific.


And gay.

The Ford Escape of pizzas.


You guys never fail to disappoint me. Shine on you crazy diamonds. I drive a Ford Escape you lunatic!
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Warren Newson wrote:
This Ends in Antioch wrote:
pittmike wrote:
Warren Newson wrote:
A Margherita pizza is essentially a cheese pizza, and it's terrific.


And gay.

The Ford Escape of pizzas.


You guys never fail to disappoint me. Shine on you crazy diamonds. I drive a Ford Escape you lunatic!


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i can certainly see using cheese as a control group if you're rating places...but who the fuck orders just cheese as a normal practice


Cheese pizza is the best way to evaluate a place.
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Bagels
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Bagels wrote:
i can certainly see using cheese as a control group if you're rating places...but who the fuck orders just cheese as a normal practice


Cheese pizza is the best way to evaluate a place.

Yea I evaluate Mexican places with cheese quesadillas
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Bagels wrote:
Spaulding wrote:
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i can certainly see using cheese as a control group if you're rating places...but who the fuck orders just cheese as a normal practice


Cheese pizza is the best way to evaluate a place.

Yea I evaluate Mexican places with cheese quesadillas


The first time I go to any Mexican restaurant I always order Tampiqueña and judge the place based on that.

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Cheese and sausage would be a better way to evaluate pizza. Pepperoni is pepperoni; I've detected more variance in sausage.

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Curious Hair wrote:
Cheese and sausage would be a better way to evaluate pizza. Pepperoni is pepperoni; I've detected more variance in sausage.

Doc ain't gonna like that.

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Curious Hair wrote:
I've detected more variance in sausage.

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

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