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SpiralStairs

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Curious Hair

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T-Bone wrote:

DiCaro

"Typical male behavior, trying to impress women and take all the credit for himself. The amazing women I know would have shared the credit equally."

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Hate to tell ya this "Amigo", but that is sort of the essence of how life works.

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Nardi

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Posted: Sun Jul 14, 2024 11:57 am

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I was impressed. Maybe he did it for me.

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Tall Midget

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Posted: Sun Jul 14, 2024 12:01 pm

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JORR

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The Deep State

There is no such thing as the Deep State!

Biden's dementia doesn't matter because a team is running everything!

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SpiralStairs

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

Tall Midget wrote:

The Deep State

There is no such thing as the Deep State!

Biden's dementia doesn't matter because a team is running everything!

Make a joke or gtfo plz

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JORR

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Stormy Daniels

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? Trump should be disqualified from the Presidency for ever having any desire to go up in that stanky, prolapsed cum dumpster.

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Nardi

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

Curious Hair wrote:

Nicolle Wallace

Wait a sec...50% say violence is OK if it's necessary? Shouldn't that be 100%?

Did we redefine 'necessary' when I wasn't looking?

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SpiralStairs

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Now I’m trying to imagine the posts Trump would make if Biden had his ear shot. They would be incredible.

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The menstrual cycle changes among Hassidic Jewish women was something as well.

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This Ends in Antioch

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SpiralStairs wrote:

Now I’m trying to imagine the posts Trump would make if Biden had his ear shot. They would be incredible.

this guy gets it

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The Doctor Of Style wrote:

This Ends in Antioch wrote:

“We’ll just wait until a bad thing happens to worry about something.”

Hate to tell ya this "Amigo", but that is sort of the essence of how life works.

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Nas

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Posted: Sun Jul 14, 2024 6:23 pm

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SpiralStairs wrote:

Now I’m trying to imagine the posts Trump would make if Biden had his ear shot. They would be incredible.

"Sleepy Joe is okay. That's good. You know the ear piercing was staged BIGLY. CROOKED Joe went down to the ground and pulled out a razor, LIKE A WRESTLER. These people are sick."

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Curious Hair

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SpiralStairs wrote:

Now I’m trying to imagine the posts Trump would make if Biden had his ear shot. They would be incredible.

My condolences to Sleepy Joe Biden, who was at least alert enough to avoid MUCH WORSE! However, the Bullet went through his Right Ear. Sorry, Joe! That makes you gay.

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SpiralStairs

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Curious Hair wrote:

SpiralStairs wrote:

Now I’m trying to imagine the posts Trump would make if Biden had his ear shot. They would be incredible.

My condolences to Sleepy Joe Biden, who was at least alert enough to avoid MUCH WORSE! However, the Bullet went through his Right Ear. Sorry, Joe! That makes you gay.

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Seacrest wrote:

The menstrual cycle changes among Hassidic Jewish women was something as well.

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Seacrest

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Posted: Sun Jul 14, 2024 8:20 pm

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Tall Midget

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Posted: Mon Jul 15, 2024 8:32 am

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