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FRANKLIN, Tenn. — Former Bears quarterback Jay Cutler was arrested Thursday in Tennessee for allegedly driving intoxicated.

Cutler was arrested in Franklin, Tennessee. He also faces a gun charge.

Best QB in Bears HIStory. And he will be for the foreseeable future.

Looking a little Fitzmagic….

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Hawaii (fuck) You

moving to Nashville = disastrous results

Already getting a headstart on celebrating the Sox move.

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

He overshot the limit. Shocking!

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

Rank your favorite ex-Bear DUI...

1. Mike Ditka
2. Dan Hampton
3. Bob Avellini
4. Jim McMahon
5. Jay Cutler
6. Paul Edinger
7. Tim Jennings
8. Cedric Benson
9. Jeremiah Ratliff

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When a clown moves into a palace, he doesn't become a king. The palace turns into a circus. - Turkish Proverb

No one will ever pass Ditka!

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
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Lance Briggs. I happen to like the drunk drivers who don't get caught

Lance Briggs almost certainly would have been high on the list if he hadn't abandoned his Lamborghini on the Edens. (He gets extra credit for crashing his Porche into the bartending school).

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“How do you get to be president and you’re stupid?” Donald J Trump - 4/10/25
When a clown moves into a palace, he doesn't become a king. The palace turns into a circus. - Turkish Proverb

Why can't he be like a normal person and take an uber and spend the next day figuring out where the car got towed?

Surprised they wrote up a former NFL QB and local college star QB.

Franklin maybe they see enough rich guys / celebs that if they didn't write em up they'd not bring in any revenue from moving violations. Maybe pay some taxes, y0, and you will get let off for these things, if you're a Jay Cutler (like being a Kennedy in Massachusetts); then the local PD wouldn't need the revenue to survive.



Drunk AF on Thursday afternoon, hell yeah, livin' the dream.

Jay needs to meet him a local meth-chick, Dirk Nowitzki style. Plenty of em around the area, more difficult to find a NON meth chick around there. He won't be swervin' and slurrin' after she bumps him up leaving the bar. At least ask the bartender for an adderall-n-redbull for the road.

True story.

My old man passed Ditka on the road as he was getting arrested for a DUI. He literally saw him getting the field sobriety test. My dad said “Glad they got him and missed me.”

Smart.

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Bob Avellini's 5th DUI

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Thats awesome

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

Cover my damages ( without going through my insurance )and make it 5k and we have a deal.

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It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

$2K? In Franklin? That ain't gonna move many meters in that town. Add some zeros in front of the comma and maybe offer em a slice of your podcast empire, if he still has it. Hasn't released any new podcasts in 2 years it looks like.

Coordinated PR stunts by Jay and his ex? Did get em trending on social media

I thought his diabetes means he "can't" drink in that it was very dangerous for his kidneys or something?

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
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Benson should be higher on this list.

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You cannot make me care about the WNBA.

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To be fair my source is Dr. Dan Bernstein, because I vaguely remember a caller during the Cutler Years talking about either Jay being spotted at a bar the night before a game, or drunk somewhere after a game, and Dan dismissed it because he said Cutler can't drink because of the diabeetus.

EDIT: Come to think of it I may be conflating callers complaining about Jay's diabetes and low blood sugar as a reason for why he sucked with Dan being very disappointed that Josh Hamilton appeared on Facebook or some early social media holding a beer.

That's nothing. Ed Belfour offered a billion!

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He just has to wear that special concussion helmet sock thing.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Any millionaire who gets a DUI these days is a total fucking idiot and deserves to go to prison for at least a year and pay a hefty fine to whatever person's family suffered a loss of a family member to a drunk driver.

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Oh, he might have went on livin'
But he made one fatal slip
When he tried to match the Ranger
With the big iron on his hip

Orly? You get popped for driving home after two glasses of wine at olive garden and you should go to jail?

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169% agree, well, 168% -- dude's getting pinched rolling dirty and drunk through downtown fat city Tennessee in the middle of the goldarn day in the middle of the goldarn week ===> he'd be ubering everywhere he wanted to go if he refused to ever drive under the influence. And uber makes you unload your weapon and lock it in the trunk--if they let you bring it with you at all.

Cutler's chronically degenerative CTE's making it so he only feels right when everything's wrong.