You gotta give us more than that shakes. We are all living through you here.

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--yet I can't look away."

she looked better than her profile. Said I looked much better than mine which makes sense since I haven't updated with new skinny photos. Planning to do that in the next week.

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Describe her coat.

no, but I will say that she had on tight leather pants with knee high boots.

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Bullshit

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Did you take them off?

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Hawaii (fuck) You

Would’ve been cooler if she had loose fitting leather pants.

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Naw I don’t push that on the first date. Prefer to let the anticipation build a bit. Granted if my date wants to push it I’ll be a good soldier

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Elections have consequences.

diving into this single life with both feet. Got a second date on Thursday with last week's girl and a first date with a different girl tonight. Weekend is wide open for whoever impresses the most.

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Estes Hood is getting back in action too. Could be a good match!

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The Court will accord substantial deference to the government's immigration policies, particularly those that implicate matters of national security.

Lol.

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chick last night had a great try out. Already locked it down for Saturday night. Thursday should be interesting now that thursday girl has lame duck status.

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Already trading up.

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even with all the dating, managed to keep dieting. Dropped another 3 lbs over past week. Down to 204.6 from starting weight of 235.

30 lbs total since 11/12/24.


Big dates tonight and Saturday.

Bought a new car last night.

I am fully committed to excellence so far in 2025.

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I'm happy your midlife crisis is going well for you.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Will shakes have a 2026 resolution to stop lying so much on the internet?

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

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thanks, it's off to a great start.

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In fairness....multiple friends and family have declared I won my mid-life crisis.
Shakes...I hope you win your mid-life crisis!

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getting laid on the one month anniversary of my divorce definitely put me in position to earn that win. And she's coming over tonight for netflix/chill. #winning

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Dropped another couple lbs this week, down to 202.2. Total of 33 lbs since starting weight of 235 on 11/12.

Only have another 10 or so to go. Very excited for when I get on that scale and the number starts with a 1.

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finally, after over a decade I stepped on the scale and saw a number that starts with 1. 199 to be exact. Down 36 lbs since 11/12/24. Couldn't be happier.

And yesterday I was talking to a buddy and he was asking me how I was doing on the Facebook dating app. I told him I made some connections, but overall didn't find the girls to be hot enough. The phone was listening because later that night I started getting swiped by hot chick after hot chick.

Started chatting with one last night and it could be perfect. She smoking hot body blonde. 42 years old, just got separated after 20+ year marriage. Yea, do the math on that. And she lives about 5 blocks away. She is 100% going to be looking to make up for lost time and I aim to help her on that journey.

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Does she have kids?

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Flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami

two, one in college and one in high school.

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Doesn’t sound like the worst situation in my opinion. Hopefully no drama with the ex.

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Flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami

got a date with her Friday night. We'll see. sounds like the drama might be with her kids, doesn't sound like they are taking the separation too well. I'm thinking it might hold her back in terms of fully committing to dating. We'll see how it goes Friday. She's super hot so definitely willing to give her the benefit of the doubt for now

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got on the scale Saturday instead of Friday and was all the way down to 195.6! 39 pounds total since 11/12/24. Gonna keep going and see if I can push it into the 180s just for shits and giggles.

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weigh in today revealed 193 on the scale. Down 42 lbs since November.

My goal was 190-195, but gonna keep going to see if I cna get into the mid 180s so I have a bit of a cushion when I let off the gas.


Already had to go buy a bunch of new milf hunting shirts. Was XXL but now I'm down in the XL family.

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very impressive, congrats.

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