That's exactly what your mother said last night.


Might as well sign Bauer at this point. The Sox don't care about the optics, he's cheap, and if he's good (he probably would be) teams would be lining up for him at the deadline. He's a perfect fit for Jerry right now.

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Welcome back buddy!

FYI My mother is 86yrs old. Was wondering why she was so happy this weekend.

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Venable was excited about what Jankowski could bring to Triple-A Charlotte.

“He’s a real pro,” Venable said. “For him to be in the organization, we know that we’ll likely lean on him at some point this summer. To have him be around our guys there in Triple-A and to contribute to that environment means a lot.”

Jankowski is the White Sox version of Mother Teresa.

Three straight pitches. I'm sorry, Robert might just suck.

Ha. That was such a Soxy way to lose. A base hit that should have tied it in the 9th but the runner coming around 3rd pulls up lame and gets tagged out by 30 feet.

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Mulli is Howard Stern in his prime compared to Haugh.

Every loss is a new way to lose. Can't make this stuff up.

I mean sure, but the guy got injured. That they almost tied a Major League Baseball team should be the lede.

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Two guys injured and out on the bases. Interesting night.

I also enjoyed the radio spot where Tito’s donates $100 for extra base hits that are hit at home, and they run it while the team is in Cleveland.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

jesus

the Sox seem to get to Clase every now and then. Even on the fuckin' road.

one of the few teams that get to him.

I dont know why he kept runnin'. He pulled up roundin' 3rd, why not just go back to 3rd? Dumb play.

This is where Mike Tauchman first pulls up lame. Barely off 3rd. Just go back to 3rd.

packed house

Officially the worst team in baseball again!


Sleeping Giants!!!

There really isn't a lot to look forward either. Their top prospect, or former top prospect, Colin Montgomery, looks more like a question mark at this point. They do have 6-7 very good prospects if you include him (2-3 pitchers, 3-4 hitters), but some of them will not live up to the hype. Some will begin to come up by May, and may contribute but White Sox fans have been told that we need to go through a full tear down with no guarantee of success or money to keep any of these guys or to add and this will take at least 3-4 seasons just to become competitive.

I believe you have a very high pick in this years draft. Ping Brick, he should have the details.

And they bring up Meidroth and Kris Bryant him - bring him up the day after he would have a chance to qualify for a full year of service time.

Somewhere, Barry Rozner is yelling in his car that 7 is greater than 6.

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"When people want their version of the truth, they go find it, no matter how baseless their beliefs." -- Ken Rosenthal

I am told that the guy on 2nd just came off the dl with a hammy. Clearly the guy wasn't running okay before he left 2nd base. Gee, who the fuck is the manager of this House of David farce of a "team"? Can one of you guys go out to 35th and Shields and slip a note to the manager that there is a thing called a "PINCH RUNNER" that can be used in these kinds of situations.

It really is funny as hell these last two games were lost. TOTALLY A CLUSTERFUCK OF TERRIBLE BASEBALL. THANK YOU SO MUCH JERRY REINSDORK. Two games that were literally GIVEN to the opponent because of ineptitude.

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An Ode to the Texas man who shot an Antifa terrorist:

Oh, he might have went on livin'
But he made one fatal slip
When he tried to match the Ranger
With the big iron on his hip

Meidroth is not Kris Bryant by any stretch of the imagination. However, they could have brought up Kyle Teel to similar effect, and didn't.

So many #1 overall picks in a row.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

It'd be interesting hypothetically if Jerry had hired a proven successful baseball man (who took Jerry's cheapness as a challenge) instead of Getz. If the Crochet haul prospects all fail this could be a historically bad stretch beyond belief extending further than beyond belief

My friend, it already is an historically bad stretch. They will lose more games than any other team in the history of baseball over a two year period. Next year might provide some light but it is going to be a matter of rookies taking their lumps.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

The Lions lost for like 40 years in a row and look at them now. I think that's our best hope.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

At least the Cubs fans have something to post about.

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Not even the Red Sox fans are there tonight.

I am watching the Red Sox feed, I still cannot abide by Schiffren.

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"When people want their version of the truth, they go find it, no matter how baseless their beliefs." -- Ken Rosenthal

10 run win over the Red Sox. In '24 they beat the Yankees 12-2 then went 2-18.