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steroid bloated, fake tough guy, cornball

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Still, it was pretty funny. And it will be even more so after the Bears beat them twice this season.

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I knew something was off when he pretended he was going to read something off a paper.

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sarah spain posted something about this on FB but i didn't see the context and just assumed it was more TDS.


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steroid bloated, fake tough guy, cornball


All true. But it was still really funny. My 14-year-old was super pissed, though. He's ready to go to war with the whole hamlet of Green Bay.

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 Post subject: Re: Clay Matthews
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I knew something was off when he pretended he was going to read something off a paper.


:lol: :lol:

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 Post subject: Re: Clay Matthews
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Just more motivation for Caleb Williams.

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Just more motivation for Caleb Williams.


He's so angry that I heard he painted his fingernails black after having a (Courtney Cronin-approved) good cry.

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 Post subject: Re: Clay Matthews
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Just more motivation for Caleb Williams.


He's so angry that I heard he painted his fingernails black after having a (Courtney Cronin-approved) good cry.

Only Bears QB to not have a losing record against the Packers since Sid Luckman(probably).

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 Post subject: Re: Clay Matthews
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Tall Midget wrote:
good dolphin wrote:
steroid bloated, fake tough guy, cornball


All true. But it was still really funny. My 14-year-old was super pissed, though. He's ready to go to war with the whole hamlet of Green Bay.

Agreed. Fuck Clay and Fuck the Packers, but objectively, it was funny.

I would really prefer the NFL stop scheduling Bears v. Packers last week of the season. When the 2025 Bears go 1-1 or 2-0 against the Packers I'd like it to be in a more meaningful point of the season.

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even Grossman was 3-2

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Tall Midget wrote:
good dolphin wrote:
steroid bloated, fake tough guy, cornball


All true. But it was still really funny. My 14-year-old was super pissed, though. He's ready to go to war with the whole hamlet of Green Bay.


good boy. well raised.

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Harbaugh 6-2
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That's pretty embarrassing for the Packers.

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 Post subject: Re: Clay Matthews
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Harbaugh 6-2
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even Grossman was 3-2


Mc Mahon has to have a great record. Ditka owned the Pack.

Kids today take it for granted that they packers were always good. They were rarely competitive in my youth.

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 Post subject: Re: Clay Matthews
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 Post subject: Re: Clay Matthews
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good dolphin wrote:
steroid bloated, fake tough guy, cornball


I loved it. Maybe if some of our players had this meatball rival attitude we would win a few of these games against GB and not hear, "It's just another game."

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Hawg Ass wrote:
Since 1992, Packers 51 victories, Bears 15.


Since 2007, Hawg Ass successful troll attempts: 18, failures 1,257.2

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Juiced wrote:
Hawg Ass wrote:
Since 1992, Packers 51 victories, Bears 15.


Since 2007, Hawg Ass successful troll attempts: 18, failures 1,257.2

I had me down for 19, but will accept 18.

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Hawg Ass wrote:
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Since 1992, Packers 51 victories, Bears 15.


Since 2007, Hawg Ass successful troll attempts: 18, failures 1,257.2

I had me down for 19, but will accept 18.

It's a good percentage. A successful troll is something rarely seen anymore. "I fucked your mom in the ass last night" is a TLDR these days. We just saw Midget give his best effort in the draft thread and it was 'pfft'. Tough business, trolling.


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 Post subject: Re: Clay Matthews
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Since 1992, Packers 51 victories, Bears 15.

That's in the past now.

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 Post subject: Re: Clay Matthews
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Nardi wrote:
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Juiced wrote:
Hawg Ass wrote:
Since 1992, Packers 51 victories, Bears 15.


Since 2007, Hawg Ass successful troll attempts: 18, failures 1,257.2

I had me down for 19, but will accept 18.

It's a good percentage. A successful troll is something rarely seen anymore. "I fucked your mom in the ass last night" is a TLDR these days. We just saw Midget give his best effort in the draft thread and it was 'pfft'. Tough business, trolling.


I have no idea what you're talking about. Bears fans are looking at Williams through the same rose-colored glasses they used on Fields. The two are quite similar, really. Neither player can read defenses, neither gets rid of the ball on time, both of them struggle with accuracy, and both of them take way too many sacks.

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 Post subject: Re: Clay Matthews
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Tall Midget wrote:
Nardi wrote:
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Hawg Ass wrote:
Since 1992, Packers 51 victories, Bears 15.


Since 2007, Hawg Ass successful troll attempts: 18, failures 1,257.2

I had me down for 19, but will accept 18.

It's a good percentage. A successful troll is something rarely seen anymore. "I fucked your mom in the ass last night" is a TLDR these days. We just saw Midget give his best effort in the draft thread and it was 'pfft'. Tough business, trolling.


I have no idea what you're talking about. Bears fans are looking at Williams through the same rose-colored glasses they used on Fields. The two are quite similar, really. Neither player can read defenses, neither gets rid of the ball on time, both of them struggle with accuracy, and both of them take way too many sacks.

Stop worrying about year 1. If those don't improve significantly in year 2 then be worried. Rookie production mostly doesn't matter.

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 Post subject: Re: Clay Matthews
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It matters when you spend your offseason having your girlfriend paint your toenails in Denmark instead actually trying to get better at football.

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Tall Midget wrote:
Nardi wrote:
Hawg Ass wrote:
Juiced wrote:
Hawg Ass wrote:
Since 1992, Packers 51 victories, Bears 15.


Since 2007, Hawg Ass successful troll attempts: 18, failures 1,257.2

I had me down for 19, but will accept 18.

It's a good percentage. A successful troll is something rarely seen anymore. "I fucked your mom in the ass last night" is a TLDR these days. We just saw Midget give his best effort in the draft thread and it was 'pfft'. Tough business, trolling.


I have no idea what you're talking about. Bears fans are looking at Williams through the same rose-colored glasses they used on Fields. The two are quite similar, really. Neither player can read defenses, neither gets rid of the ball on time, both of them struggle with accuracy, and both of them take way too many sacks.

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But a lot of your thoughts have a strongly dissociative, hallucinatory quality to them. Maybe hire a round-the-clock team of cognitive and psychological therapists to address your wanton mental disorders, get on some meds, and check back in a few months from now. I have confidence you'll be able to make a modicum of sense at that time.

By the way, who's Clay Williams? One of your imaginary "friends"? Get the dead mouse out of your pocket and try to reconnect with reality.


A lot of effort. I honestly appreciate the effort. But we, the admirers of the long form troll, are becoming few and far between.


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Long-time Juiced readers should know that's an honest assessment rather than a troll job.

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It matters when you spend your offseason having your girlfriend paint your toenails in Denmark instead actually trying to get better at football.



Source? Trust me bro!

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It matters when you spend your offseason having your girlfriend paint your toenails in Denmark instead actually trying to get better at football.



Source? Trust me bro!


https://www.esquire.com/sports/a64304402/caleb-williams-chicago-bears-interview-2025/

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Source? Trust me bro!


https://www.esquire.com/sports/a64304402/caleb-williams-chicago-bears-interview-2025/


So you're saying his girlfriend painting his toenails in Denmark has prohibited him from getting better at football? And you say I am the one with strongly, dissociative, hallucinatory thoughts.

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Juiced wrote:
Tall Midget wrote:
Juiced wrote:
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It matters when you spend your offseason having your girlfriend paint your toenails in Denmark instead actually trying to get better at football.



Source? Trust me bro!


https://www.esquire.com/sports/a64304402/caleb-williams-chicago-bears-interview-2025/


So you're saying his girlfriend painting his toenails in Denmark has prohibited him from getting better at football? And you say I am the one with strongly, dissociative, hallucinatory thoughts.


You're right. Hanging out with your girlfriend in the cafes of Copenhagen is the perfect formula to prepare for an NFL season, especially following a pretty dismal rookie year. :lol:

Your performance here does nothing to dissuade me from the view that you occupy a hallucinatory reality.

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