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doug - evergreen park
 Post subject: I'm an Uncle...
PostPosted: Sat Jun 05, 2010 7:59 pm 
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my sister had her boy at 6:18pm tonight.
Isaac James. 6#12oz. 21.5" long.

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That is awesome! Congrats!

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How long before you buy him his first guitar?
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Oh that's good... :lol:
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Congrats Doug! Great news.
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So his name is Ike South?

That aside, congrats....

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Congrats.

I heard a great quote a few years ago "Being an uncle is like being a rock star only your niece or nephew has heard of"
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Congrats. :thumleft:

Being an uncle is great. You can spoil the kid and give him back to his mom when he starts crying.

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Ok i guess i'll pile on the fellatio..

Hope he turns out better than you 8) 8)

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Sorry. I couldn't resist. I mean, you said his name is Isaac. Who's cooler than Isaac the Bartender? (Besides your new nephew NOW, I mean?)

Kudos to your sis. :)
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Congrats, Doug.

And who's cooler than Isaac the Bartender?

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I see your Hayes and raise you a Kleiner...

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I'll see your Kleiner and raise you a Newton......

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Just a bunch of Asimov posers....

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I stand by my original thought. The baby is THE new coolest Isaac, but "the Bartender" is still 2nd. I mean, when I went to find another photo, I found the one and only Ronnie James Dio imitating him. RJD knew cool.

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I don't see RJD imitating Asimov. I rest my case. 8)
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Congrats Doug

:salut: :salut: :salut: :cheers:

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Most excellent to hear she's finally had a bald head between her legs. :lol:

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Congrats Doug! 8)

Just be sure that when you use the word "breathtaking", that you mean it. :wink:

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Congrats doug..the baby weighs almost as much as you do!! :D :P

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Congrats doug..the baby weighs almost as much as you do!! :D :P

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doug - evergreen park
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thanks everyone. he's pretty awesome.
Jerry already has him throwing left handed and I taught him the major and minor scales.
little dude is a quick learner.

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Congrats Doug! Being an uncle is awesome.

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Uncle Rico!


Congrats to you and the two J's!

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Congrats! I bet you all look alike and like girls around the same size. :wink:

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Congrats, Doug...

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doug - evergreen park
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He is on his way home as we speak....just shy of 6 days.

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